justnotthatnice (62) said: Decent!

m-p-3 (20) said: Here goes Reddit even deeper in my Google Reader.

geekweed (13) said: I love you, reddit.

thecrazyD (11) said: Sweet. FUUUUU will never again appear in my RSS reader. Thanks a ton!

Gravity13 (7) said: I say Reddit owes the guys in the office a pizza and some beers.

brosephius (51) said: stupid C, always being faster than everything else.

intortus (31) said: That white hat is pimptastic.

sodypop (31) said: ->test, please ignore<-

eurleif (23) said: Any chance I could get the whitehat badge? A while ago, I found a security hole in a reddit server that gave me shell access, and used it to add an "echo" line to .bashrc that explained the hole. (spez later PMed me about it on IRC; I have logs.)

Factual_Pterodactyl (22) said: [X][B]

andrewx (21) said: Finally! Thank you, Reddit!

Makai (20) said: It would be useful if you updated the comment box formatting help to reflect some of the new markdown capabilities, or at least a link in that box to a comprehensive list of markdown syntax.

13ren (17) said: The evolution of a reddit programmer: lisp -> python -> c

KeyserSosa (13) said: Temporary reversion as we had an exploit found. The awarding of the white hat ceremony will be awarded once we find a patch.

reai (12) said: [Ţ͔̩̰ͨ̋͆͂ͬͨ̈̕o̸̧̲̟̥̝͕͔̼͈͐ͣ̄̀̍̊ͦͣ ͕͇͉̙̞̩͎ͨ͜͝iͨ̇̅ͬ̅ͥͩ̚҉̡̪͖̹͍̣̞̞̤n̖͉͇ͬ͌ͤ̌͛v̸̰̤̱͙͐́͑͒ͤ̀̚o̷̖̝̳̗̰̳̳̯̬̎͋ͯ̄̉͑ͩ̑ͩ́k̶̳̟̝͎̜̊̃ͮ͘e̟͚̜̠̗͉̰͇ͣͩ̿̈̌͗ͣ ͖͓͙̰͖ͪ̐͑ͯ̐͋ͧ͑̚͘͝t̘̪͌ͬ̐̚̕͘h̷͇̣̀̋̏̊̐̊ͬ͢ȅ͇͓̮̳͜͜͞ ͬͤ͋̓̋͐̒̎ͨ͏̵̭̯̞̜͉̳h̡̬̙͉͓̤͂̉ͮ͋̉͠į̟͈ͥ̆̈́ͩͥ̉ͦv̶̨̰̖̰̜̀́͛̀e̤͍̳͖̓̓̇̈́͋̔͐͝-̛ͤͬ̽̒͐͋ͧͦ̈҉̩͖̯̘̩͇m̽̀͏̥͙͉̪͞i̡̜̙͛̐͗̍͑̇ͭn̲̞̭̞ͦͬͧ̏ͥ͠d͓̭̩̜̦̣̲́̄̈́ͭ̂̂̍͠ͅ ̴̠͓̪͕̰ͧ̒̓͟r̟̘̗̻̟̺̂̓̔͌̿̌͘e̸̜͍̗͈̫͕ͣ͗ͬ̏͆ͨ̅̀͢͠p̰͈̣̽̇̃ͮ̏̎ͩ͛ŗ̳͙̪̘̗̥̱͐̌͜͠ę̶̼̒ͪs͚̗͇͕̯͗ͥ̂ͯͤ̎̽̇͠e̋ͭ͒̾ͤ̿̈̿ͬ͏̷̴̰͚̬̯n̨͇̞̫̞͙͒t̓̒̄͢҉͍̯į̛̼̳͉̂͑̐̂͟n̛͔̹̬̻̹̜̖̜̅g̷̞̗̾ͥ ̘̻͎̪̩̋͌ͤ̿̈́͛͘ͅc̢̨͚͚̠̗͕̗̝ͪh̖͕̝̻̗ͥͭ̌͞a̤̠̦̮̤̙̙͑͂̇͐̽̌̓͌ͫo̦̘͉̝͎̩͖̦ͣ̆ͯ̌͛̓͛͒͜͝ş̰͎̭̠̝̜̘̪̘́ͥ̐̌ͦ́̚.̨̞̰̭͎̗̺͍̓̄̃͌ͮ ͣͬͨͤͦ̎ͩ҉̶̨͉͉̝̠͇͙Î̝̀ͬ̀͘͠n̡̞͙̋́͊ͅv̗̰̪ͣ͋̇̓̆̄͠ó͓̜͇̭͓̫̹̱̐ͭ͗ͯ̒̔̓ͮ̕͞k̸͈̘̲̜̥̻̰͙ͪͣ͋̾ͯ̚͜í̃͠͏̦̪͚̩̖̻̖̜̩͝n̜̜̭̖̼͔͎͊͑̓ͮ̌ͩg̷̘̼̪̞̥̼͕ͣ̆̑͌̚͜͠ ̹̞̤̺̲̪͍͍ͪ̓ͣͥͬ͐ͩͅṱ̲͍͔̖̊ͫ͛͛͋̋ͮ̂͘ͅh̨̛̬̻̘̯̯̽ͤ̑ͦe̹̞̮̩̭̦ͥ̂ͦ̄̌̿͜ ̛̛̤̰̳͔͖̰̮̳͑̾̀f̤̘͗̈̌ͦ̆͑̀̌̕͡e̦͈̠̫̯̿͆̀̓ͅe̛̠̠̮̻̬̗̦̥̓̾̋͊͌̇͜l̆̀͏̢͕ͅi̡̡̳̯̘̯̮̲̫̒ͯ̆ͩ̍̒͝ņ̷̤͖̦̜̩̙̩̼̈́̿̏̚ǵ̤͎͔̼̯̦̬̯ͪ̃̃ͭͤ͆̇̑͡ ̱̖͕͔̖̔̑͐̿̾ͤͯ́͡ͅͅo̧̬̳͚̤̠̣ͩͧ̈́̓͛̀̒̈́̀͟f̶̺̙̤̜͚̩͂ͮ̎͋̓́ ̷̳͔̙̮̗͔̳̦͋̅͗̉ͫ̑͟c̷̻͕̰̼̘̓́́h͌̈͂҉̗̟̗̰͕̦̯̀ͅą̶̫̖̖̙̠̫̝͈̈͛̽ͪő͎̞̲̇ͧ̎̉͊̐ͬ̍͝s̙̮̠̻̱̥̞̮̙̊ͭͦ͗͂͛͂̀.̄̈͒͏̷̰̯͚̰̺̣̻̤ͅ ̰͔͉̾̔̈͆Ẅ̨́͛ͥͪ̒͏̻̤͙̝̜͖i̶̖̰̘̙̳ͪͮ̒̂͐͗͆̚t̢̢̻̯͈͔ͤ̓͂͢h̡͙̞̱̠͓͔ͩ̅ͥ ̷̮̱͇̔̿̎ͅo̼̝͚͍͕̣̟̰̐̏ų̬͕̻̻̯̳̫͓ͣͫͦ̃͜t̨̯̩̭̗͕͎̯̎̾ ̸̡̰̥̯̯̤̎ͣ̍ͥ̓͌̄öͥ͑̽͏̵̧̩̩r̹̘ͭ̉̇ͥ͂͐͛̈͞d̤̮̣̯̫̬̥̼̪ͬ̅̃ĕ̴̦̬̿̾͐̌ͫ̋ͩ͋rͮ̃̑͊̽҉̲̟͜.̷̙͈͍̃ ͪ̅̿͛ͮ̃̑ͨ҉̪͖̣́͡T̶͚͌ͩͬ͛ͩ͡ḩ̛̼͍̺̘͖͎ͯ̓̀̄̓͒̃͒ͬ̕e͖̭͕̰̝͚̳͕̮ͧ͑ͩ̐ͮ̿ͭ̚̚͘ ̷͕͙̪͍̾͊̉͂ͣ̎ͦͩN͇̯̯͓͔̫̖̞͇̂͛̌͋̄̃e͈̠̟̱̝̬̠͙ͭ̒͆̈͑̆̈͐̀͜z̡͈͙̖͚̆͌̏ͭ͑ͪ̆̚pͬ̒̏̓͏̺̩͍̱̯͔̟e̷̥͓̘͕͙͂̑r̴͈̥̮̝͔͕̥̦ͭͩ͒ͬ̑ͣd̿̉̒̃̚͏͕̜͞i̢̡͎̥̖̩̰ͦ̀̏̈́a̤̝̹̹̱̺͊ͮ̀̒́̀ͅṇ̠̗̻͖̪̳̱ͣ͢͡ ̡̧̭̣ͪh̶͚͉̀ͣ͛ͪͬͥ͐́̚̚i͍̭̻̮͇̥̾ͮͪ̆ͬ́͢v̷̪̤ͦ̽̊ͦ́ę͇̼̰͚̿-̸̯͈̙̱̙ͨ̑̔ͅm͛̾͏̧̤͍̼̝̲i̦̖̫̩͚̣̞̭̐̂ͭ̅̏̚n̖̟͓̼̼̟̣̄ͤ͆͌ͩͤ̎́ḑ̧̹̬ͯ̽̂ͣ̃͋̑ ̖̩̠̑̾ͤͩͦ͘o̸͓͚͉͍͑̐̓̋̔̈̏͛ͩf̸̤̙̩̜̻̟͍̲̈̓̌ͥͤ̈́̀͝ ̵̡̟̠̗̖̭̰̱̈́̍ͨ̀̃̀̐̕c̖̻͒͂̒̂ͧ̀̔͝h̷̩̼̦͍̯͇̬̐͐â͇͖͕̌̚ͅô̵͚̟͙̬͑̈́ͦ͐̔̔̅͑͝s͉͎̏̍̃͐̍̓̊̚.̶̗̱̖̻̺ͥ͛̊͐̏̄ͬ ̫̹͙̥̩͇̻̩ͭ̈͟Z̠̹̀̔ͩͪ͋a͚̤̱̠̫̩̟̅͑̚͞l̢͔͚͎͖͔̹͈̂͌͑̔͛̂̋̃ͥ͘g̡͑͛҉̨͚͓̭̳̪̭̯o̵̵̺̬̱͗́̀͑̍.͇͓̖̥͖̘ͨͩͨ̎ͣ͌͝ ̸͍̮̝̖̱̭͇̀͂ͪ̎̍̚͜ ̵̩̠̩̓̽̽́̾̾ͮ̀̚H̷̪͕̜̳͚̖̽̏͂̈e̸̡̥̝͓͙̤̝̫̳̤ͦ̌͟ ̷̝̖̪͙̥̌̔̽ͮ̈́ͬ́͡w̨̛̗͇̘͍͚̙̘̓̊͊̈́̏̽ͫ͆̀h̡̖̙͉͛̎̋ͥ̽̀ơ̶̠̯̘̯̭͙̣̥ͧ̇̓̔̔̿̂ ̷̡͈͚͙͗́W̺̼̬̙̰͛͂ͣ̅ͬ̐ͭ͆ͩ͡ã̶̝͚͓͊̆̅̒̑̍͆͋i̡̘͈ͨ͛ͨͥͭͧͣ̍̍t̡̗̱̼̘̩̺̼̻̥͑͛̓͟s̯̹̹̜̻͓ͪͣ̾̌ͭ̑ ̖̥ͣͥͯ̎́͝B̘͚͎̆̓̏ͪ̂͋͑͒͢ḛ̴̲̝̼̥̞̻̞̠͆̌̀͡h̷̴̫͚̭͙͚̭̒́i̮͍̦̲͇ͤ͐n͔ͥ̊͞d̤͋̐͐̓ ̓̌̽̽̉͠҉̝̜T̞̻̯̞͉͓͔̟͛ͯh̞ͯ͆́̕͟͡ë̜̳̣̤̬͔̌͊͋̎̋ ̛̜̬ͮ͑̆W̵͎͍̠̞͍͊̋͗ͥ̽̈́ͨa̱̰̅̅̓̿͋̿̃l͉̼̜̽ͧ͗̐ͬ̚͠ḷ̡̯̰̭̖̰͔̥̎̇ͯ́̕͠.̬̫̖͉̣͎̅͝͡ ͓̩̤̜̫̫̣̿̍ͩͩ͊̅͞ͅŽ̙͔͙̜̗̟͛ͬͭ̆̓͟ͅA̶̘̺̤̻̮͚̒̏͆̀̍̽L̟̯̙̬͍͔̊ͤͥ̐̄̽̚G͓̘͉̤͖̀͐͑̀̉̄̎͟Oͨͥ̓́́̎ͨͣͣ҉̵̗͇̪!̷͈̰̠̖͔͉̰̬͌͛ͮ̇̿̾̕Ṭ̡̍͊́͞o̸͗̍͑͂ͦͫ҉̶̤͉̹̹͍̫ ͋̏ͮͩ͆ͪ҉̤̯̦͔̲͉͖͟i͔̜͇̦̣̐͋͐͐͑ͩ̿̆ņ͔͖̗̣ͩ̏̃́̚v̠͎̤ͮͪo̢̲̍ͨ̆͘k͈̺̠̮͉͚̻̅͋ͣ́ͅè̸̖͙̠̥̗̙̹͙͗̽͋ͮͯͦ̚ ̓͏̤̦̟ť̢̗̝̗͓̙̝̺̣̻͑̀̌̔̾͒̓͡h͛̾̔ͩ̔ͪ͏̰̻͖ͅe̛̻̤̫̳̘̓ ͗͏̵̗̻h̵͕̞͔̼̰̓͐ͤ͟͠ì͍̪̝̄vͧ̐͏͖͍͕̝̳̀͟e̶̙͍͉̭̥͑̽ͅͅ-͎̘͔̟ͮ̉̋̇̚̕ͅm͑͋͗͏̡͖̺͓̫ͅĩ̬̣̬͔̤̻̞͍͝͞n̥͚̻͉̮̮͇͇̈́ͩ͌̐̏͊͆ͤ͜d̵͉͇ͪ̌͐ͫͧ̑͡ ̗̖͙͖̆ͨ͋͞ͅŕ̶̪̦̦̇͗ͨ̀ȩ̵̗͉̤͙͑̒ͭ̅̊̍̊̊̚p̧̧͊̿҉̖͚͚͉̲ŗ͕͓̹̫̙̮ͯ͆̊̍͒̅ẽ̝̗̗̬̙̳̰̻̂̿̈́̃͟ș̴̯͕͎̹͖͈̗̱̎ͪ͊ͯ͑́̕e̷̝̟͉͕̲̎̋ͦ̃̽ͥͬ̃n̷̷̷̖̊͛̈̅̍ͤṯ̮̜͖̔̑́̚ḯ̷̼̞̤̜̗̣ͯͧͤ̃̓ͫ͜n͒ͨ̕͝͏̱̳̥̘̫̥̜̻g̢͚̬̊̊ͮͪͥͤ̅͋͢ ̷̬̰̞͚̮̺̯ͭ̑̄ͩ̀c̝̲̅̄̋ͨ͘h̨̩̝̺̺̝̱̗͌͗̅̓͗ͮ̚͘a̴̝͚̞̺͖͕̣͗̀ō̢͈͔̘̟̱ͤ̍͆̏̌̚ͅs̟̫̖̲̈ͭͨ͒͟͞ͅ.̷̰̹̤̬̄̓ͭ̈̽͆ ̸̖̖̏̔̊̿͝ͅI̥̟̬̩͈̳͋̃̅̐ͩ͌̓͘n̩̦̺̳͒ͯ̄̂̍̄̈͑̾͡ͅv̞̯̱͚̆ͤͭo͔̥̦͉͇̜̖͛̓́ͅk̷͔̠͔̦̠͉̹̿͐̋̄͊ͭ̎͒ͅį̴̼̬̹̺͔̗̟̾͛̀ͅn̨̢̉ͭͭ͛̈̿̎̽̅͏͇ͅg͆̌̒͏̞̫̦̮̻̪ ̼̠̲͖̆ͣ̑ͩ̀t̋̈́̐̒͝͏̲h̭̣ͩ̌ͤ̃ͮ̌ͥ̀͞ȩ̨̲̣ͯ̆̂ ̥̪͓̦͓̩̘̬̝ͥ̈͐̚̕͠f̡̥̬͈̮͈͇̘̪̔̈́̃̕͡é͓̥̥̟͙͕͕̎͜ḙ͂͂ͣ̽̾͂̾́͘͠l̬̰̏̑ͫĭ̴͈̗͒̈́ͨ̋̉ͫ̌̚͟n̘̖̬̰̗̉ͧͦ͜͜ĝ̵̶̩̠̊͆ ̡̢͚͎̻͕̙̝̮͛͋ͯ̓͜ȏ̡͙̖̗͔͓̲ͨ̉̆̋̑f͈̼̙̦͇̙̞̾̌̓ͬ̋̊̍̍́ ̊͗͋͂̐ͮ͐́͏͔̖͓͇c͚̘̥̞̳̰͙̻͒͑ͥ̆͆ͤ̃̉ḫ̖͊͋̊͐͘̕͡a̧͙̬͎̯͙̫̱̝ͥͧ̋͘ŏ̳̘̪̗͇͓͈̯͑̐ͩs̴͔̻̻̖̯̰͚̹̻͐̅ͨ.͈̪̪̩̇̊̋ ̰̾̂͊́ͤ̊͞͡0W̶̨̯̱͕͖̘̫͖̪͐͌ͮ̀ï̹̹̰̼ͩ͒̎͑ͮ̀ț͉͉̺̟̺ͣ̔̈́ͬ̄̐͟h̶̨̫̓̿ͫ̉ͮ̂ ̴̜̥̱̪͇͇͓͋ͦ͗͂ͬ͊̊̚͜ơ̟͇ͦ̋͆̆́u̴̡͍̰͖̝̭̦̹͖̫ͮͭ̇ͯͬ͒͋ͨ̚t̢̢͒̎̓ͨ͗͊̾͏̬͍̯ ̼̲͆̌̍͛ͬ͛̄̈ȏ̶̦͖̣͖͍̹̍̎͒̂͗̓ͫͅr̜̭͍̞̈̌ͩ̀̃ͪ̋ͮͅď̥̦́ͧ̓ͯͅe͙̿͒ͧ͛̃̐́̚r̢̪̥̬̣̉.̸̠͈̗͓̭̣ͧ͒́ ̱͈̤͎̺ͥ̿̈́̏̉ͫ̏ͨ̾͘T̟̜̲̪͇̔͌̀̌ͦͮͨ͊͜h̶͚̞̗̺̖̜̜̍̀͋e̷̥͎͓̔ͧ̌ͨ̀ ̶̙̥̂ͧN̮̪̘̬̔̀̐͟ė̻͛̿͂zͯͫ́ͬ͐̄҉̛̮̳̗̙̝̀p̨ͤ̅́̊͋̿͊҉̼͍̣ę̡͎͉͉̪̠̥̜̐͑̎̇̉ͬ̓̒́r̳̣͓̠͇̤ͮͣ͂͂̓͊͜͟d̥̣͈̳̓ỉ̬̳͊ͭͣ͊̓a̴̡̦̱͎͎̐ͬ͞n̯̼͆̇̔͊ͨ̌͛̓͝ ̳͕͈ͧ̔̊̆͡ḣ̟̳͔̳̥̭i̵̙͉̥͌ͩͣ̓̆͐v̧̝̼̩̤̦͉ͩ̂͗̿̽̚̕͡ȅ̛̺ͨ͗̃̏͟-̯̮̦̙͈̣̽̇͊̾ͨ̀m̝̪̉͞ͅi̻̗̭̺͖̥͓ͬͮ͒ͬͬ̆̽͌̚͠n̛ͣ̐̒̈ͤ̚҉̼͈d̓̾̐ͨͪͥ̍҉̵̘͚̟̗͡ͅ ̮͙͔̤̘̠̓̐͝o̷̲͓̖̹̭̭͖ͯ͂ͬ̚͢f̢̛̮͚̖͐ͨ̒̑ͮ̃ ̧͙̹̝̘͙̉ͧ̓ͭͮ̎ͨ̊ͮc͓̯͔̞̠̫̥͔ͫͧ̎ͮ͆̍ḩ̶͇͙̩̹̙͍̭ͥ͌̾̈ͥ̚͡a͉̎͐̅̊ͥ̓̊ͯ̆͘͜͝ͅơ͙̬͔͊ͦͫ̀̈̈͟s̸̘͔̝͛ͭ̈͢͜ͅ.̻͙̩̞͕͍̖̺̲ͥ̅̉͌͑̃̕ ̵͎̙̦̾̍̆͆͢͞Z̻̻̟ͩͫ͐͜ả̛̩̲l̘̤͎͙̻͐͆͑ͮͩ͋̓ĝ̱͍͉͉͍̯͉̖͎̌ͭ͛̓ͤ̍ͧö̱̤̯́̎̚͟.̛͕̼͕̘̺̫̦͛̆ͨ͟ ̮͈͇̖̙͓̗ͧ͠ ̢̛̺̟̺͍͍̤̞̋̐̾͒͌ͭ̂ͭH̛̔ͯ̊͒ͭ̎͏̩̱̟̺̰̩͎̟e̛̫̻̳̫̮ͪ͂̄̂̈͞ ̴̳̖ͦ̅̏ͦ̃w̾̽̔̍̽̇ͣ̄͏̲̞͚̫͍̠͝͞h̨̢͍̬̺͍̻̗̟̓͛̍̽͑ͯ̍o̤̖̘̞̖̝̟̼̿̎̾̃̎̕͢͠ͅ ̄̒̓̒ͨ̓͏̷̮͚̩͙̟͇̤͍̥W̵̨͉̺͙͇͓̻͔̱̖͗̋̈a̹͓͕͈̩͇̙̦͎ͣͣ͑́͢i̢͍͔̰͇̪̠͔͙͌͜ͅt̵̟͔̖ͨͥ̄̐̽̀͛̓͡s̶̈ͦ̽͌ͤͮ҉͓͖̳͠ ̺̻̇͊̅̏̌̀ͅB̡̧̬̣̗̫̮̀͂̇͗̓̏̃͠ȅ̢̥͇̣̩̰͕͉̞͊ͦ̐̇̍ͣ͘͢h̵̪̰̝̤̥̪̪͕ͧ̇͌̓͐͒̊͝i̧̞͉͖̪͍͙ͤͬ̉̑̓̅̐̽n̸͙̬̪̉̅̀͐d̸̲̺͕̱̈́̏̏́ͩͅ ̛̝̻̭̻̠̬̖ͥ̈̂Ṯ̷̮̗̬ͦh̭͔̱̼̟̀̀͛͌͒ͧ̔̾̀͜e͇̗ͩ̒͡ ̛͚̤̻͈̺͇ͪ̾ͯͮ́͑ͨ̚ͅW̵̗̺̘͔̜̯͇ͦͬ̇͗̐ͦͅa̢̻̝͋ͣ́ͫ͜l̵̫̭̾̒͌̆ļ̭̦̠ͩͬ͑ͩͮ͊͗̍͢.̪͈̳̦͒́͡ ̶͖̪͖̺̀ͯ̊ͨͨ̾Z̸̳̿̇̋͛̓̔̑A̛̤̲̩͕̤͇̫̐́L̞͔̭͉̖ͧ̇ͭ͌̋̕͞͞Ģ̷̻̼̔̿̃̅Ǒ̷͉̼̍͐ͬ͒!͚͈̹̈́͗̄́̿͂](http://www.google.com)

SquarePigs (35) said: I am only depressed for a few seconds, then I get distracted by all the naked boobies...

Anderosa (26) said: Why would you ever pay to get blue-balled?

Hellicus (19) said: >"why" of becoming a stripper? Money

klsi832 (17) said: [Appropriate song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p64FvyOBj4)

eoliveri (11) said: I think that casinos are way more depressing than strip clubs.

BFKelleher (8) said: [Ahem](http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/).

Coffee_Slut (33) said: What a queer notion.

exPat17 (7) said: You mean with fond memories? *Those were the days...*

xoites (205) said: Black Coffee.

nom-nom-nom (148) said: Cunnilingus

twentyfive (127) said: Beer

mp3po (80) said: The New Yorker. I am the only one my age I know who reads it, but its dope as fuck. So dense, with a great mix of fiction and non fiction.

lateralus10 (72) said: Classical music and good wine.

RevRaven (70) said: Bourbon!

reddeyefly (54) said: the game of chess. it takes a while to get into the more interesting aspects, but well worth it. it changes the way you think.

Jared_Jff (51) said: Dark beer.

YellowLightCycle (51) said: Pegging.

Gravity13 (50) said: Joanna Newsom.

Helen_A_Handbasket (98) said: There is one that if I ran into him on the street, I would hope it was with a steamroller.

palbanes (72) said: Her name was Digg

hiwhoami (58) said: Ugh, yes. The guy I dated when I was in the circus. He was controlling, crazy, and sexually deviant. When we left the circus together, he kept me prisoner in his apartment with no clothes and no heat. I still have negative associations with many of the movies we watched.

KPexEA (30) said: No, married my high school sweetheart 25 years ago. Never even had a different girlfriend before her.

IMadeYourDrink (21) said: I bought the guy she was fucking behind my back a beer the night I lost my virginity. I thought we both were first timers. I was only in town because my dad almost died and was still in the hospital. Not a good situation.

superbread (19) said: Yes, most definitely. It makes me so damn ashamed I was ever with this man-child. I supported him when he was unemployed. I paid for half of his first car (one that he actually owned). And then when that broke down, I paid for the car to get fixed. And eventually put down $6,000 on his new Toyota Matrix, that I said was a loan to him. I paid for his portion of rent and utilities. I paid off his debts, including one where he decided to buy a nice little ring for me which cost $2000, all placed on a credit card. So I paid partially for my own gift. Heck, I even got a second job so that I could help support him. And even after, when we were friends, I tried to help him. And he was paying me back little by little. Time came and went, girl friends came and went, we were still friends. But then, a new girl friend came along and demanded that we stop talking. He stopped paying me back. He stopped being friends with me, and I received a nice little email saying, "Goodbye." Goodbye, $5,000 that I will never see again. At least I got $1,000 of it back. I will never again, ever be this stupid.

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Sayshu (12) said: I reflect on my mistakes and realize the foolishness and folly that I have been party too, and I am ashamed, not of them, but of myself.

Keam (10) said: I have an ex, and upon reflecting more on the relationship, I realize how much *I* was the terrible person.

anonymousalex (10) said: Yes. He was emotionally abusive, irresponsible, was going nowhere, and it was really a "convenience" relationship dragged out far too long from its beginnings in high school. My mom admitted she was secretly thrilled when we broke up, though hid it as I was heartbroken at the time.

NeanderStaal (50) said: They adopted me.

thugmonkey (32) said: When I was 6 or 7 a child a few years older than me gave me a bit of a pasting. My mother turned up at school to pick me up. Being this was over 20 years ago and things were some what different then my teacher asked if my mother wanted to speak to the ruffian that accosted me. My mother politely accepted the offer and the teacher wrongly presumed my mother would say tut tut and wag her finger at him but my mother being, well, my mother lent down and calmly said "If you ever touch my son again I will twist your balls off." I kind of laughed, the poor teacher stood there with a some what shocked look on her face and the boy frozen with fear; my mother clasped my hand gently and walked me home like a boss.

IAmA_Nerd_AMA (15) said: My brother, cousin and I were riding our bikes in the cul-de-sac outside my house in downtown San Antonio, Texas. I was about 8 & they 11. 3 teens biked up with a kid my size on the handlebars and decided they were tired of pumping him. So they knocked me off my bike and tried to ride away but my brother and cousin stalled them while I ran to get my mom (i can only imagine their "bike fight" was somewhere between top gun, rad, and west-side-story). My mom ran to our volkswagon vanagon and she was rolling as I slid the door closed (ah the days before car-seats). My brother & cousin were waiting at the end of the block and pointed us in the right direction. A few blocks later we caught up. The other kids started splitting off down alleys but she followed the one on my bike until he ditched it and ran to a nearby house. She got my bike in the vanagon and knocked on the front door but the mother there pulled a "no hablo ingles". My mom is fluent in spanish and proceeded to have a chat with her about the criminal habits her son was picking up. Then we returned home triumphant. She was fearless and I was proud of her.

wangston (14) said: When we took the standardized tests in grade school that decided who got into the accelerated, gifted programs, I fell short by 10% or so (from the 98th percentile requirement). My mom got a personal meeting with the principal to argue my case. The principal insisted that the criteria was non-waivable, so she demanded to see my test. Looking it over she pointed out a long string of incorrect answers, that if transposed down one were all correct. I had skipped a question accidentally and continued filling in the bubbles sequentially. If not for her doing this for me, I would have been stuck in the slow track and missed out on so many opportunities. This one meeting, which she called based only on her faith in me, probably changed my life. Thanks mom!

somethingwittier (10) said: I am going to preface this with this statement. My brother can be overly protective and crazy sometimes, but i love him to death for it. I was walking out of a gas station at about 1 in the morning and on my way back to the car I guess I bumped shoulders with a guy. Well i didnt really notice it at all at the time thinking it wasnt a big deal. Well on my way back to my car my brother notices that these three guys are following me. Without thinking at all he gets out of the car with a baseball batcand runs full speed at the guy in front and nails him in the arm. I was completely in shock still not knowing wtf was going on. The two other guys grab the first guy whos arm is clearly broken and start to back away from my demented looking brother with a baseball bat. I get in the car and yell at him to get in the car and we drive away. After we get a few blocks away i ask him why he did that. He replied with a "They looked at you funny".

MikoelPsycho (9) said: Your mom is awesome!

kier00 (61) said: Even if she was telling the truth, I would not donate. There is no oversight, no transparency, no guarantee that it could turn out to be a scam later on down the road. Believing online stories like this is like believing in the ads in spam email. One or two might actually be truthful, but a large majority are incredibly shady/illegal. There are plenty of reputible charities trying to collect money for just about every ailment on and off this planet, and cancer is a big one. If she is being truthful, tell her you are making a donation to a reputible cancer charity and that she can count that towards her goal. You can even show her the proof. I will never, ever, ever donate to an anonymous individual online. Ever.

optimusprimordial (12) said: Yeah. Fucking Gawker is a legit news source. Are people so daft?

Solleret (12) said: Hi there. Welcome to reddit. **FiRST:** Please look up Cognitive Bias and Illusory Superiority. **SECOND** Look up slacktivism. **THIRD** Look up Mob Mentality. **Fourth** ???? **Fifth** Profit

windynights (6) said: You have every right to feel skeptical. And using reddit as a personal ATM is, as always, offensive.

DastardlyBarnacle (19) said: The problem would be maintaining anonymity but still proving that they are police, to weed out trolls.

teacherladymem (9) said: I think we would still need the "Be aware that this subreddit is not a substitute for real legal help" on the sidebar.

PoliceAccountDiffers (7) said: I would add it to my +frontpage.

Wurm42 (6) said: Have any law enforcement types done AMAs recently? Gauge interest from that.

Ganjahh (6) said: First question i would ask...why are you such cunts ?

capseaslug (105) said: Your Mother.

coveritwithgas (41) said: Also, this question repeated for porn. Who are these people spending money on porn? Goes double for the pay-site pop-ups on free sites. Who clicks through?

mustachedino (87) said: Always called it the condom pocket

flashgordonsape (67) said: I saw a friend get frisked by the cops with a bag of weed tucked down in that thing and they never noticed it.

Mr_Not_Sure (64) said: I use it for coins

Javlin (44) said: I use it to painfully smash my finger into while attempting to reach into my pocket. What else would it be for?

beebo0004 (24) said: i put my lighter there...

NewAgeNeoHipster (20) said: I use it for my keys. I only have two.

republicanatheist (18) said: Zippo.

syo (17) said: I used to stick my phone in it with the speaker facing upwards so I could give my life a cinematic soundtrack.

smoothcam72 (16) said: as much abuse as this will expose me to, my imac remote fits in there nicely and i like to be able to control volume or skip a track when puttering about the house.

Luison (15) said: A gram fits perfectly there

Liar_tuck (193) said: I once made a chair in woodshop. Sanded that bitch so smooth that you slid right the fuck out of it.

greengoddess (79) said: Me: You might wanna shut up. Guy: Make me. Then I kissed him. He shut up alright.

NotHerbert (48) said: while moving out of an apartment i knocked a vase off an end table, and proceeded to catch it with my foot a-la-tom from tom&jerry. saved the day.

olafthebent (38) said: I once broke up with my GF, then had sex with her, then she paid me back $200. No idea what I said, but it MUST have been pretty smooth.

frequencity (27) said: I was at a festival wherein there was an area where you could pay to throw sharp objects at logs. On my first try, I successfully sliced a playing card in half with a tomahawk. Never again.

quiet_desperado (27) said: When I was younger I had a revolver-style pellet gun. I was outside messing around with it one day. I took a clothespin and set it upright on the edge of a picnic table. Holding the gun at my hip, I walked ten paces away, turned around, flipped up the gun and fired, and shot that fucking clothespin right the fuck off that motherfucking picnic table.

jarsh (26) said: buying a rock tumbler

theredeffect (23) said: Just happened today. My campus was completely coated in ice and there was a girl was walking down a large flight of outdoor stairs in front of me, did the old banana peel slip and started falling backward. I jumped down a step and caught her in motion, kept my balance, pulled her back up and escorted her the rest of the way down the stairs. Then I simply looked at her, smiled, and said "it was a really great to meet you" and walked away.

CuntSmellersAndSons (17) said: Picked up a 12-pack of Sunkist with a single hand. *Like a Boss*

BROshon_Moreno (13) said: This one time I was playing beerpong and had freshly opened glass bottle of budlight as my side beer. Someone bumped the table and the beer bottle fell over and started to roll. All the sudden it was slow motion as i saw the beer fall off of the table.. so i kicked at it before it hit the ground and it flipped up into the air and i grabbed it like a fuckin ninja. Then proceeded to pound the rest of the beer that was left in the bottle and slammed it down on the table. About 20 people at the party saw this and started to slow clap. I felt like a king.

Toosa (9) said: upvote for visibility

Mixolydianb6 (8) said: Thanks guys. Police have been notified, insurance is notified. Going to sit out tomorrow and see if they drive by again.

gayguy (43) said: Solution: Never give anyone money. I win.

ButtonSmasher (16) said: All posts asking for money or an item should be deleted from AskReddit.

Solleret (68) said: Why are you doing this to yourself?

rabble-rouser (13) said: After the first 24 hours caffeine and sugar are your worst enemies, the crash can easily take you out. The trick is to drink TONS of water and stay active. Surf reddit while standing up, if a pic takes a second to load do some jumping jacks, listen to good fast paced music, go for a walk, smoke a hundred cigarettes, slap yourself in the face, anything to keep your blood pumping and your mind off how heavy your eyelids are becoming. Also, Dextroamphetamine works wonders.

efpmg (10) said: Meth.

BludClotAU (6) said: Fap.

boinkit (37) said: Not caring about details is a big deal to some of us. It has nothing to do with intelligence.

totosushi (292) said: The Fifth Element from *The Fifth Element*

pflynn (193) said: The DeLorean.

you_rebel_scum (140) said: Han Solo in Carbonite. Doi.

Duffshot (124) said: The rug from The Big Lebowski.

All_Your_Base (92) said: The TARDIS.

WerewolfCircus (91) said: All of the weed from Pineapple Express.

McShitfaced (73) said: R2D2...duh

lanismycousin (69) said: The third tit from that chick in total recall.

squatly (68) said: Megan Fox.

ShredgarAllenPoe (65) said: The cane from Citizen Kane.

TheLivingEnd (12) said: The comic is from [Fart Party](http://www.fartparty.org/) by Julia Wertz. /End the obligatory "source" comment which always accompanies an imgur link.

Jorgeragula05 (11) said: 1. Piss off girlfriend 2. Hold her for 20 seconds 3. Sleep on the couch

SeriouslyLaughing (9) said: Or: [Cons of Not Being an English Major](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possessive_case)

Spoggerific (12) said: [Not your image.](http://www.tineye.com/search/2c36802d801e717d87491b46b74933d1c2cc824f/)

Liefx (8) said: Sir, I think your cat has died.

thebigbradwolf (18) said: [Original](http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/archives/2008/Sep/) [On Reddit](http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092408/how-business-works.gif) [Again](http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092408/how-business-works.gif) [Again](http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092408/how-business-works.gif)

jarrison (45) said: the reason your bathroom is cleaner is because they are now pissing in your food and drink.

Fearless_fx (7) said: Lets shit boldly like men do.

queyote (7) said: Not to be a party pooper or anything, but I think that, even if the bridge is too low, the portapotties are probably empty while in transit.

go_fly_a_kite (19) said: I told a variation of this joke to a girl in a bar once that seemed interested in me. she did not find it funny.

coupland (16) said: A joke in /r/funny. Unheard of! Upvote!

Darrian (7) said: That got a laugh out of me. Thanks.

downmodmyass (65) said: Cat looks at him in the end and thinks "Is this what you wanted, asshole."

RepostJesus (36) said: http://i.imgur.com/5JoGl.jpg

thewormauger (35) said: As old and reposted as this it, I cannot help but watch it over and over and upvote it every time.

chrisvarick (13) said: Cats get a lot of shit from reddit snobs these days, but how can you NOT watch this at least 12 times?

iBrick (12) said: Not only is that a repost, you also stole the title of a former post. Whow. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/98tt3/pillow_1_cat_0_gif/

repost_fbi (11) said: Repost

fat-herb (9) said: murphy beds: not just for humans anymore.

Papylon (14) said: I once had a ratbro. Only he never did anything nice and left droppings everywhere.

OckhamsRaiser (6) said: I had a skunk bro living in my driveway, he was a cool dude. He would chill on my porch but never sprayed me, even when I was drunk as shit and nearly tripped over him

jdutra (92) said: His name is Maximus Decimus Bearidius. Commander of the Grizzlies to the North, General of the Kodiak Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aubearius. Father to a murdered cub, mate to a murdered female, and he will have his vengeance. In this life, or the next...

Kryptus (27) said: *This picture was saved on an SD memory card which was found in a pile of bear shit somewhere in the woods.

katzmandoo (19) said: I can bearly make out something in the back....

Occams_Beard_Trimmer (14) said: SGT GRUUUUMBLESSSS!

hawy5214 (10) said: shopped.

QCPA (21) said: If anyone was wondering, that was 7KB.

relevant_rule34 (9) said: [This is a very large picture of two hot lesbians. Have fun wasting the internet](http://lon1-edn1.cdn.avanti247.com/ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/i/e/W/h/ieWh/AnnaSAndMurielAmericanApparelUnderwear_2010-07-25_069xxxxl.jpg"OH GOD, IS THIS HIGH DEFINITION PORN? MY EYES!") - NSFW

frexistential (6) said: Now maybe they will stop rubbing their stupid healthcare in our faces. *cough*

cypresscyde (47) said: Tlorred

Dadelus (27) said: ROR

Pooters (227) said: No deal, Canada. You must take Nickelback back to your land (and never let them free again) and then we will consider your offer.

mxnVince (61) said: 50gb per doctor visit

jt2322 (36) said: Good thing this is a link to an image.

lightningtuna (23) said: I want the one with the big GBs.

ferroaj (10) said: i thought you were talking about gravity bongs...

The_Lobbyist (8) said: Thanks, but I have both.

remmiws (18) said: WashU in St. Louis. Edit: WGSS 308 Masculinities: Bodies, Bombs, and Balls. Care to elaborate?

joker_of_the_deck (11) said: >If Patrick freezes to death, you get an A. So why is everybody not out trying to freeze Patrick to death?!

Gravity13 (8) said: Did he just ask his students to send him cock shots?

sheepinblack (7) said: I get an odd feeling from him asking people to include pictures of penises.

Diraffe (39) said: Haha congratulations, first lolcat to ever make me laugh.

twich35 (16) said: [Fly you fools!](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leoz1yba5I1qeneifo1_500.jpg)

doctechnical (7) said: Gandalf made happycat sad :( Bad wizard! No ring for you!

Japan_Four (7) said: NEDM

joke-explainer (53) said: The picture was deliberately truncated to simulate the effect of bandwidth limits in Canada.

northendtrooper (8) said: How much did that cost you on your bandwidth?

Penguin_Inferno (6) said: http://i.imgur.com/nFC1b.gif

Mustkunstn1k (110) said: You did not lie.

pooflinga (24) said: [This](http://snoopkirby2.ytmnd.com/) wins

RaymondLawrence (20) said: [I never imagined these three songs could work so well together.](http://anightatthehothberry.ytmnd.com/)

crudnick (12) said: Maggie likes to dance to Flylo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oUx6wGCekM http://www.gifflix.com/files/1bcfc070568f.gif

Chunq (11) said: Stupid sexy Flanders.

totallyrobot (8) said: no matter how i try reloaded the gif, flanders is always in sync. DAMN

dasberd (7) said: Mute this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyW0we8Uqp0&;feature=fvw Listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQMBz6HvSoM

bralynn (31) said: It would be more racist if the domain was www.blackpeoplemeat.com. Soylent Black is people!

krinkov (24) said: They do, and Im sure it is. http://www.republicanpeoplemeet.com/

OnlyJustAGuy (14) said: Your Norton internet security expired.

matman913 (10) said: Dude... why ya searchin for Corey Feldman?

kelseycliff (7) said: www.jdate.com

carlandreas (6) said: By ORLY?

supermeaj (20) said: Silver Pot of Revolt +12 Defense -10 Charisma

borez (18) said: Pot head.

ACHIEVEMNT_UNLOCKED (10) said: [ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED](http://i.imgur.com/E6rPs.png)

AssumeTheFetal (7) said: "more than 800 wounded overnight" Yeah. This fucking guy was not one of them.

tookthefunoutofthat (40) said: ... I got off at the next stop.

asado (6) said: Is this a better delivery? http://i.imgur.com/vyULR.jpg

johnnyricoo (6) said: Hahahha how did I not see that coming?

NRidley (13) said: That seller knows how to pitch an item.

cmmoyer (7) said: I pretty sure that all eBay items should have flames behind them and have text in the format of advice animals.

yoyoyoyoyoy (41) said: wow pretty tacky

tombrusky (20) said: the events portrayed in the comic did not occur. i feel defrauded by the falseness of your comic.

BRONiUS (6) said: Post in F7U12 -> acquire Karma.

Zeppelanoid (115) said: Criminally underrated movie.

LunaticHigh (26) said: My favorite moment of the entire movie.

crazycactus (25) said: "HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!!"

windy5883 (13) said: Oh Scott Pilgrim, why are you so socially awkward?

coolkid1717 (12) said: In the mysterious land of Toronto Canada, Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler

Aragornstarscream (10) said: "Lesbian? ... Lesbians?"

YSSMAN (8) said: Aside from this being my favorite film of 2010, this is also had one of the best soundtracks ever. [Black Sheep](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY) and [I Heard Ramona Sing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYfUuXmdrgk) makes the whole album worth it.

lucasteh5th (8) said: WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE TWO THREE FOUR

ryuujinusa (6) said: I literally fell from my chair during that scene laughing

Umpire (77) said: Best description of the birth of the A-10 I have ever heard.

McBullseye (37) said: There is more to the A10 than just the gun. It has a titanium capsule for a cockpit so the pilot is pretty well invincible from ground fire (check the durability section in the wikipedia link below) and can fly with large portions of the wings missing. The thing was basically designed to absorb bullets. Still that is one bad ass gun. Have an upvote! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10_Thunderbolt_II

blazemaster (33) said: [It is a very large gun.](http://www.456fis.org/MIS-4/GAU-8_meets_VW_Type_1%5B1%5D.jpg)

BetaVulgaris (29) said: WHY YOU WANT PLANE FOR GAU-8? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM GENERAL DYNAMICS ARMAMENTS AND TECHNICAL PRODUCTS? ROTARY CANNON IS FINE.

dolfinkiller (11) said: [The beast in action](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sALiuWg_I1k)

kleinbl00 (9) said: [Note that it was not entirely without precedent.](http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/weapons/q0174.shtml)

thesehands (11) said: they see my rollers..

getgnar (6) said: Those hair curlers are actually more ammo.

Kaibe22 (6) said: Bafroom ftfy

thisnotanagram (15) said: As xenon the Bill Nye program.

Ka_Nife (28) said: Your mom still makes you sit in the back seat too?

kahrahtay (50) said: This is a reality show that I might actually watch.

IThinkTheOnionIsReal (18) said: When you ask people in this demographic what they want, and they are aware that their answer will be made public, they will almost invariably express their desire for world peace.

RiseAM (10) said: I would watch this religiously.

Azilmak (7) said: Fuck the naysayers. I say run with it, its far better than some shore in New Jersey that bitches are squawking about.

PhantomRenegade (40) said: **SPUDDENLY!**

arcadeguy (20) said: I feel bad for the driver mostly because now - regardless of context - he has the best story ever to tell, but no one will ever believe him. My van got totaled yesterday afternoon. Dude! What happened? Somebody rear end you? No. Somebody sideswipe you? No. Well what happened, then? Potatoes. ...seriously, what happened?

10dollaloveafair (10) said: looks like a real mash-up

zaqu12 (10) said: so this is one of "irish car bombs" i hear so much about

crofutian (7) said: "Meanwhile in Idaho"

Jym13 (6) said: You know, PO-TAY-TOES.

ktmurphy2350 (7) said: http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ricky-Gervais-as-David-Brent-ricky-gervais-366305_1024_768.jpg Repost.

Gurzigost (7) said: why does the stick figure have poop on his head and upper lip?

RedundantTautology (71) said: I liked that comic. (oh god I hope they dont downvote my comment. I shouldnt even be here. Im not like one of those popular redditors who say funny things all the time and get upvotes for posting pictures their cats. Why cant even just shut up and just lurk quietly? My thighs are disgusting.)

TehScrumpy (11) said: I get why this is on /funny but that was really depressing.

garbledina (6) said: Next up, we examine the Joker, pondering if anyone realizes he just does chaotic things for attention.

h0msar (12) said: ...and a large, ribbed penis...

fakeExgirlfriend (10) said: He looks so happy. Adorable.

BlackbeltJones (60) said: *Uh-oh...* your proficiency in English is based on the Japanese gaming industry! Soon, all your grammar are belong to them.

afk47 (27) said: Pidgeon is an archaic spelling of pigeon

insomniafox (17) said: Do you not have spellcheck?

durindurin (14) said: You got a B on a paper because of one misspelled word?

Larsenmur (7) said: german here... i remember once in english class, one girl was convinced pigeon meant "small pig"

noonelikesrejection (10) said: Totes cool comic. ...I mean toadstool. (sorry)

absidell (26) said: Your grandma uses facebook *and* knows what reddit is?

mattthecat (63) said: What is it called when you begin to think everything you see is fake?

21000 (12) said: $5128

Gonzo17 (7) said: 100 million!....Wish I could contribute too, but I only have a little dong on me...

kylothemagnificent (112) said: http://i.imgur.com/M4nBg.png FTFY

woodhead (8) said: I want to make one of these "Yo Canada" submissions, but make the picture a 25 meg file.

tip_ty (15) said: [Source](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fc9om/yo_canada/c1ev2fk)

omgimonfire (23) said: Was really hoping he was gonna appear somewhere else.

NuQ (7) said: This is why I prefer the Elevator to the Escherlator.

thegoddamnIndian (6) said: If one more person tells me Conan said that, I am going to shit a brick full of curry.

Sure_Ill_Draw_That (35) said: http://i.imgur.com/HXs2C.png

Late2theGame (19) said: nicely done dude.

omgpanic (10) said: Waldo Predator

IceHack (8) said: Cool effect but can anyone explain how this is done?

Leafblight (6) said: Umm, what?

sgnmac (64) said: Always read the username.

ObviousContradiction (13) said: Most comments are banal, childish, or rude, so I read as many as I can.

calaca (11) said: paint 3 on one of the cops and watch the other cops take him down

RickFast (236) said: "hey bro can I borrow a file folder?" "writes all over it!"

nIkbot (96) said: Why would he throw fuel on the fire with such a prime template

testu_nagouchi (34) said: http://imgur.com/t2RPm

testu_nagouchi (33) said: A present for reddit http://imgur.com/NnBEB&;dilYL

Ghenges (17) said: You got fat, bro.

mopecore (8) said: "Hey, bro. Can I borrow a sharpie and a folder?" Never get them back.

Congzilla (8) said: For someone who hates being a meme he sure does love to give us material to work with.

radioface13 (6) said: Be careful, guys, he has a black friend.

cornchips88 (49) said: Oh I get it! They had loud sex!

turnquist (40) said: Awesome handwriting

TheDebaser (13) said: Give them a minute to clean up the... ectoplasm

ZheK (7) said: Yes... "Exorcism."

spitfire5181 (9) said: Fucking rich ass gangsters.

alok99 (7) said: They even had the little lens flare when they lightsabers met! That was awesome

Liam_Neeson (7) said: an elegant weapon from a more civilized age

WhiteY515 (6) said: Hood Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Crips

the_dunce (90) said: Looks like that baby just got a lesson in **DROPPED CALLS**.

joeythehobo (63) said: In the 80s, this would have killed a baby.

kuo2002 (8) said: Smart phone, dumb daddy

ani625 (9) said: Credit: http://www.nataliedee.com

S0ERJ0 (6) said: A typical redditor...

AnimeKid (17) said: Had to do a double take on the cat since I thought the video was being choppy...then I realized the cat was spazzing on the metronome XD

Gobias_Industries (8) said: Orange cat *does not like* that noise.

Joeygforce (10) said: Mr. Pickles died for my karma. Never forget.

ProbablyHittingOnYou (19) said: We get the joke no need for the stupid motivational poster format

AdvancedAlgebra (21) said: I am in tears my man hahaha

chamantra (10) said: Violence baguettes violence.

glassflag (7) said: EVE online [did it better](http://cruddy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/evevalentine.jpg).

grouchotron (23) said: Why are you telling us? I think you should be talking with your wife.

classic_biscuit (22) said: Well without all the type 2 diabetes your wife may not have a job!

CylonGlitch (20) said: What the heck is that turkey doing in there?

MisterBill (16) said: You know what they call the person who graduates at the bottom of the med school class? Doctor...

orangepotion (11) said: Your wife has PMS.

solra (6) said: Am I the only dick that will point out all the excessive plastic bag packaging? Plastic bags for everything; come on now.

NoSalt (23) said: That is absolutely brilliant, I love it.

thecat12 (15) said: Man, what a pain in the back.

DaRam4U (9) said: I like how the **~~Contact Us~~ Get Bent** Link on the top is to [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bad_debt](https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bad_debt)

stlmikey (7) said: the random reddit address for this is "fffag"

tiffypewp (7) said: Wow! Just Wow! Seems like it is time for someone to hit the gym and lawyer up....

iBS_PartyDoc (6) said: [Mirror](http://i.imgur.com/xOXf3.png) link if they 404 the page.

notcaptainkirk (17) said: Nigger. It is a word. Do not fear it. Do not sanitize literature or history.

negropontius (14) said: Dude, did you just say that to the Hindu god of death?

indiggnantuser (25) said: Sometimes you have to sacrifice efficiency in order to stay fly.

Bobby12many (6) said: Typical Cubs fan

coma_toes (29) said: You just need to inflate it some more... or let some air out of your kids.

Radiobamboo (12) said: False advertising unless it says *not actual size (or something to this effect)

BlackbeltJones (12) said: *[enlarged to show texture](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Spoonful_of_cereal.jpg)

spartachris (20) said: I think that in this case, Meatwad will indeed get the honeys.

kevindqc (12) said: huh.. here in Canada (or at least Quebec), the ground beef is all wrapped up. Is this how people buy ground beef elsewhere?

dood23 (41) said: it turned my screen orange. definitely notice some relief on my eyes but it looks like my monitor just aged 30 years.

jmhncck (13) said: my eyes do not hurt as much. thank you, kind sir.

ryanbatts (7) said: I downloaded it the second I read, "Your monitor may be why you stay up too late". Takes a second to get used to though. I imagine if you download during the day when the sun goes you may not even notice the difference.

ipseum (78) said: I was expecting someone to have invented a scientific explanation for the storage of organic life in digitized format within a ball that can reconstitute them at will. Someone get on that.

WaterFireAirAndDirt (30) said: Second Formula: b = held down + dpad(down),then c = catchrate = 100%

veul (10) said: Masterball

Kevin578 (10) said: source/proof?

relevant_rule34 (59) said: [This is a picture of Morrowind porn](http://i.imgur.com/WVtq3.jpg"oh yeah baby, equipping condom of desensitization") - NSFW

bkbeezy (12) said: Teehee.

nstinson (7) said: Steam in 2011

whiskeytango (6) said: I actually stopped using Steam for almost a year because it took me almost 25 minutes to get it up and running half the time.

gonosis (6) said: WHAT an amazing journey, man that took me back. upvoted.

MunchToast (18) said: And that is indeed a [Dreamcast](http://i.imgur.com/t3VPg.png) store display to the left

TheProducer (16) said: So I assume your console is locked away with access to only one game? That sucks man.

Snap_Judgement (11) said: I think you need to vacuum your carpet...

ShadeofGreen (6) said: *it belongs in a MUSEUM!*

PabloBablo (11) said: "Thanks Sally! That blowjob was safe for work!"

kronographer (13) said: Trump carded: [virtual nes](http://www.virtualnes.com)

nwa1337 (6) said: scroll to the bottom, play CHRONO TRIGGER..

Zanchbot (7) said: Anyone agree? Disagree? Feel like I missed something?

KishCom (49) said: OMG. I just realized that the "okay" guys voice in my head IS the Warcraft peasant voice. /mindblown

nostalgebra (70) said: It isnt just 360. I used to play CS:S and there was pure nerd hounding whenever there was a female player. Really sad inept banter in an attempt to flirt.

recursive (19) said: mirror?

noggernogger (13) said: That is just sad. Pubescent losers thinking they are cool and tough.

cadeSILVER (12) said: This was posted a few days ago but under a title that sounded misogynist and it got downvoted into infinity. Kudos to you, Chucklebuck, for bringing this great site back so more can see it.

ylca (8) said: Anyone look at the offenders gamertag and immediately think "figures"?

galateax (7) said: Wow, the website made me feel terrible and the comments made me feel worse. I prefer to play games that have little to no online interaction because I get so sick and tired of the douchebaggery that I encounter from guys online. And, at least in my own experiences, the comments that I get are usually far far worse than those that my SO or male friends receive.

kurisutiin (6) said: Recreationally insulting strangers over the Internet. I think I was doing that in AOL chat rooms in like, 1996.

Frenchchick76 (6) said: As a woman gamer, I get these messages all the time. Especially when they get beat by a girl. Now, i will glady share them on this site!

uzimonkey (42) said: SFII is not 8-bit. Neither is Ski Free, Mario Kart or Ecco.

theboyracer99 (7) said: The bowser one is my favorite!

intercostalclavicle (72) said: This is the only company in the world that I am glad to hear is making an absurd profit in this recession.

topplehat (24) said: PC gaming is dying though!

smiley2billion (14) said: Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision) - $98.2 Million USD Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Activision) - $39.4 Million USD Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (Electronic Arts) - $25.4 Million USD ALLOFMYHATE.jpg

hades1985 (6) said: Amazing to see Metro 2033 in the top 10 sellers. I thought it was one of the most underrated games of the year.

RubberNinja (35) said: Dammit Harry. He animates, composes, voice acts and sings. I am so jelly. Amazing work.

Halt_and_catch_fire (6) said: "Sweet." I fear this is dead on that many a family and girlfriends will be neglected once Elder Scrolls V comes out.

evilbeatfarmer (12) said: I believe they canceled it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHz2u-33Y4

Grendel72 (12) said: The races in Grand Theft Auto: the Lost and Damned were modern Road Rash.

htsoulja66 (8) said: Skitchin was great too.

FungalFighter (7) said: Pac-man knows. He has all sorts of sick fetishes. Why do you think he gets all riled up when he eats the big pieces?

JD_SLICK (15) said: Looks cool! Especially playing as the T-Rex.

Suxout (14) said: 25 kill streak gives you an asteroid.

sbrown123 (12) said: Replace it with a giant chicken. That would be scary.

The_Body (11) said: Clever girl.

ParanoidArtemus (10) said: It has potential but does look a little bland. It is in Alpha though so I am keeping my fingers crossed.

kingtrewq (6) said: Seems really hard to die in...

AnEnglishGentleman (11) said: WOLOLO! *now in HD!*

Bamboozler (27) said: I think this might be of some interest to [r/buildapc](http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc) too.

normalfaults (8) said: This is exactly what I am currently looking for. Thank you fellow redditor.

HotSexyGamer (17) said: Credit goes to BummerDude: http://www.deviantart.com/#/d38gf1w

Canbot (25) said: What freaks me out is the little penis rock.

BannedINDC (18) said: http://i.imgur.com/qAeuk.jpg

fake_doctor (15) said: Wow, they nailed the Shadow of the Colossus rock.

dk45 (11) said: You know this is old as fuck because it contains a Viewtiful Joe reference

FlyingSpaghettiMan (7) said: FUCK YEAH ZORK

AlwaysDownvoted- (39) said: I would say he is the best Super Mario Bros player ever - some crazy maneuvering to avoid enemies/coins.

Parrhesiades (19) said: Buddhist Mario. Refraining from all violence and material wealth.

deviantgent (10) said: It just goes to show that failing hard enough requires genuine talent.

triel187 (8) said: or *Greatest*

Created_To_Upboat (7) said: You can wall-jump in SMB?

mtplewis (7) said: why game look weerd

infernox (21) said: I like the cliche lines just before the ultra, very street fighter 4.

TheLurkerBelow (17) said: The adult in me says this is cheesy and lame. The kid in me just had his first orgasm.

heavyfriends (16) said: Aw I thought this was going to be Killer Instinct.

eldubyar (9) said: Reminds me of [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyuz4IB6Pbc)

UncleSamEagle (24) said: OH NO!

PatrickShwayzted (12) said: Kid Pix > Photoshop

patriotboy43 (11) said: I was reminded 5 mins ago of this program. Brought back alot of memories. Mainly me using the TNT explosion lol

lazyd00d (8) said: Everyone knows that Phoenix Armour is the most stylish of all the armour types.

wizpig (8) said: mass effect > mass effect 2 solely because of the exclusion of phoenix armor in the sequel

reddKidney (6) said: "I have a bunch of boring conversations to watch. Excuse me."

Camerongilly (13) said: Needs more dinosaurs.

muldoonx9 (9) said: Download the game here: http://www.thedutycalls.com/download.html

zuff (6) said: They got it right on that ranking stuff, any COD video you see, theres non stop flood of these YOU ARE BEST +100 messages :S

retroxity (6) said: cant wait till they add the versus mode as DLC.....or new costumes...or armor for a horse.

funwheeldrive (28) said: So jelly.

redditor3000 (7) said: *This* is why you always should complain kids.

MrBound (9) said: Ah yes, the good old "grenade loincloth," a sensible fashion choice for the savior of mankind.

unnatural_selection (8) said: 4 rockets?

thinkforyourself (6) said: He definitely doesnt have an M4, at least not in HL2

Joeygforce (10) said: *You have lost a pint of blood and twenty dollars*

rimon (53) said: hello?

foost (23) said: silly kid, just reconnect

Triumvir (15) said: He seems slightly mad

mcizawa (9) said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nEbw5FT7nc This is a good one. You will laugh. Then you will cry. Then you will laugh again. Poor little guy.

xenopheonix (7) said: I do not find humor in a poor, frustrated adolescent child being trolled by some dudes on the internet. Posts like this upset me greatly, making me wonder where the fate of the internet is headed. I will not be satisfied until this post no longer exists. I think someone should delete this.

dupecheck (6) said: hello? OHHHHHHHHHMMMYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGAAAAAWWWWDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

tpr68 (13) said: OH MY GOODNESS

azivo (11) said: GTA: Egypt.

xik (10) said: I love short video clips.

jonask84 (30) said: Perhaps a better read: [www.garath.net/Sullla/Civ5/whatwentwrong.html](http://www.garath.net/Sullla/Civ5/whatwentwrong.html)

brighthand (28) said: What Firaxis NEEDS to do is make a updated Alpha Centauri.

EsquilaxHortensis (8) said: Great article. >But let’s face the hard truth folks: do you think that Koopa fell off the screen into happy-land? No. You sent him to *turtle hell*.

ryth (7) said: tl;dr: An extremely long and mostly un-insightful discussion of the obvious surface features of every aspect of the game.

Faluzure (6) said: So... does multiplayer work yet?

firemarshalbill (7) said: I can agree that people making their own posts like this are just attempting to get a good old reddit witch hunt going and gain fucking karma off it. It sickens me more. The original thread is going fine, leave it the fuck there.

mike91188 (24) said: Which one is the carrot?

Bayou_Blue (13) said: Awwwwww... what a cute... thing.

HailCorduroy (8) said: Your triops looks like it is losing

xSandyCheeksx (7) said: Happy Reddit Birthday! I tried doing the same and got called an attention whore. =(

anagoge (6) said: [IT KEEPS LOOKING AT ME](http://i.imgur.com/EvzFB.jpg)

imcrnhlio (55) said: wow this totally works - I just finished reading the brothers karamazov with a hand mirror. Fuck rosetta stone

appealtoprobability (18) said: Bad thing about learning Russian is that whenever I see "д" being used to replace an "a," I rage.

UNITBlackArchive (7) said: Whoa! Thundercats T-shirt!

Millerwhite (16) said: LETS GO FOR A WALK BRAH BUT YOU PICK UP MY SHIT

rapol (12) said: I always hated that dog.

spiteface (13) said: This comic is more layered than Inception.

zgoodman87 (51) said: I hesitate posting this, but how many *more* young Iraqi/Afghanistan boys and girls are there with destroyed families and broken hearts? I feel for everyone affected by war and violence. Seems so pointless and frustrating to me sometimes. Such is the life of an "idealistic hippie" =(

TipOfTheSpear (48) said: He was a Marine.

m00b0t (10) said: any back story to this? what a tough little guy.... , tryin to be brave when all he wants is his dead parent.

-GuybrushThreepwood- (9) said: Family > Anything (including your country)

sodisco (9) said: He will get through it. I did

throwawayacunt (9) said: Yep take that pictures multiply it by 5 million and you have all the Iraqi and Afghani children whos parents the US murdered. Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious -- Oscar Wilde

emotoaster (6) said: Why is everyone cutting onions around me?! I hope he knows that his (assumption) Dad, was a brave man that was willing to risk everything to fight for his country. Not many can say this.

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PopoTheBadNewsBear (19) said: Gerafes are so dumb

I_Like_Baby_Animals (17) said: I like this.

collectiveradiobaby (7) said: [Miniature giraffes](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxxLYmypv8) deserve more effort put forth to make them a real thing.

u4goturchange (22) said: At the very least, I hope that the supoort you showed her made her final moments more pleasant. I am very sorry for your loss.

kimwim42 (8) said: Mammo last Monday. I am sorry for the loss of your friend. {}

atrais (7) said: Sorry for your loss, you sound like a good friend - I bet that meant a lot to her during the fight.

AgnostiSystem (124) said: lol. Finger pup-pets.

Hyperian (50) said: my dick feels great!

Rx_MoreCowbell (24) said: >My breast looks weird. FTFY

Lumburg (22) said: Slap a patent on your brand new product. The Puppy Glove.

aggieblitzkrieg (19) said: Puppies: WTF is this?!

danieltobey (18) said: Edward Pughands.

I_Like_Baby_Animals (13) said: I like this.

RepostJesus (9) said: http://i.imgur.com/5JoGl.jpg

D3adp00l (167) said: **Damn Jupiter, you scary!**

Amimetoca (44) said: "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." -Jack Handy

wkdown (40) said: Hide yo moons, hide yo satellites, cuz Jupiters finna rape errbody up in hurr!

davek0 (19) said: Wow, that sounds creeped me out.

Yserbius (15) said: I do agree, Jupiter has lately been rather rude and often has the smell of alcohol on his breath. I heard that Neptune has a rather nasty bruise thanks to him. I think an intervention is in order.

tbarnes36 (13) said: You better watch out Jupiter we gonna find you, we gonna find you and mess you up. Just like we messed our own home up.

beckermt (12) said: PAPYRUS. CANNOT WATCH.

Jorgeragula05 (11) said: Taking [hits](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jSNnitGNM) like a boss

sandmanx (9) said: JUPITER IS FINE. AMERICAN-CONTROLLED CAPITALIST PLANET TO BLAME.

Ospagett (7) said: I dunno why but this made me a little sad for the crab.

Duuuuude (7) said: She broke his heart...for massive damage.

Major_Major_Major (6) said: CRAB BATTLE

alexandrepato (21) said: Wow, laptops have really gotten smaller in recent years.

CaptainMiserable (8) said: *Then and meow.*

juliebeen (7) said: You got a new camera?

ChicagoBurdman (15) said: They say their golf balls will blot out the sun.

RuiningPunSubThreads (13) said: Repost as old as time, downvote as old as rhyme.

airdeu (8) said: [imgur mirror from previous post](http://i.imgur.com/nB2nt.jpg)

MutherFurCow (6) said: Took me a while.. but that sir, is brilliant.

ProbablyHittingOnYou (36) said: I like the [lock pick business card](http://www.flickr.com/photos/ranh/106709219/)

99942_Apophis (30) said: "Will someone stretch this thing while I write the phone number down?"

Original__Content (30) said: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

RndmHero (13) said: [That business card is CRAP!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk)

radonforprez (6) said: Nothing beats the [MeatCard](http://www.bitrebels.com/geek/laser-etched-beef-jerky-business-cards/).

ahirebet (6) said: I like the [divorce lawyer](http://allgraphicdesign.com/graphicsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/businesscards-divorce.jpg).

Gatesmcfaddn (28) said: You should take all your pictures by accident. This is sweet! This is how Tralfamadorians watch the Simpsons.

Ricktron3030 (16) said: Just wait. Someone will be able to name the episode.

kpo03001 (6) said: I read the title in the voice of the SNL actress who impersonates Miley Cyrus... Still a cool pic though

stubetcha (32) said: Looks like another redditor is attempting to use another redditor using their birthday for karma for karma again.

Zmodem (19) said: [I have fixed this for you](http://i.imgur.com/4bDSa.jpg).

Lufthavn (7) said: What about it? It is totally my reddit birthday, so I deserve sweet, sweet karma.

superdug (36) said: ***SPLEENDID!!!***

PapaWhiskey (20) said: elephants can post on reddit?!?!

wisegreg (18) said: ...the spleen is connected to my wrist watch... ohoh

BlazerMorte (16) said: Mother of God

iapprovethiscomment (15) said: You should name it and include it in family photos

Kuskesmed (7) said: Looks to be around 15 pounds, and larger than your average spleen.

fastredb (6) said: You must have had an overwhelming urge to vent.

jcskelto (230) said: I heard this guy has a huge spleen.

relevant_rule34 (31) said: Huh. Speaking of fakes, [here is a picture of Hayden Panettiere and Emma Watson in a naked embrace](http://i.imgur.com/FprEQ.jpg"it always feels worse when you fap to a demotivational poster :(") - NSFW

thebumpuses (12) said: [FTFY](http://i.imgur.com/KSx0X.jpg)

braveliltoaster1 (10) said: COME AT ME BRO !

EvilHom3r (9) said: [le git](http://i.imgur.com/qms5k.jpg)

mrmadagascar (6) said: [boomer pre-zombification?](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MsvVsWbnzwQ/TH5cX7HuCtI/AAAAAAAAC4w/TCdRldmAT4Y/s1600/left-4-dead_boomer_.jpg)

Ctrl-W (12) said: the sad part about it is that they`re trying to take away my porn.

german_gun_dog (12) said: You mean to tell me there is more then one way to stick a penis in a vagina?

Younity (9) said: Appropriate comic sans.

myusernameonreddit (9) said: I can tell this is going to blow up.

AnnoyingJerkCat (45) said: [What about...?](http://www.awardsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/inception_lg.jpg)

badsong (33) said: Scary Movie and Deuce Bigalow were awesome.

roarbox (15) said: http://i.imgur.com/EFNVD.jpg

SuminderJi (15) said: Deuce Biggalow was a good movie...

m4tthew (12) said: how does adam sandler keep getting work?!

irich (7) said: Also, movies with the word Movie in the title, anything in which Adam Sandler and Kevin James collaborate, and movies made by washed up, black comedians

BurningSky (49) said: [SPOILER!!!] At the end when Jeff Bridges is carrying the snakebit girl and says something along the lines of "We need to get you to a doctor!" and then collapses in exhaustion in front of that cabin. I was REALLY hoping for the bear guy to come jogging out of that house. But, alas, no.

cderry (21) said: We desperately need an animated gif of Cogburn kicking those kids off the porch.

squirrelyMAPLE (14) said: do you need medical attention?

DoctorElectron (13) said: [no QUARK on my BEND IT!](http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945368) (True Grit with subtitles...5% of this video is funny)

artman (8) said: The Coen brothers always seem to insert an [awkward dialogue scene](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXJcfczNIc) in their movies. This was another fine example.

CravingSunshine (6) said: haha, yeah that was great. I love the bit about the teeth.

andrewsmith1986 (55) said: I was thinking about posting this same thing. *Mod highfive*

phathiker (10) said: is this a response to the scumbag steve stuff?

MercurialMadnessMan (9) said: what was it this time?

woofers02 (6) said: What if the guy is a pretty big scumbag? And likes to go by "Steve"?

NiceGuysFinishLast (19) said: The softer side of Wile E Coyote

j14vv (16) said: [Moar](http://i.imgur.com/M1e4O.jpg) The lovely artist that created these submitted them as additions to [Drawing for Dreams](http://www.drawingdreams.org/index.html) effort to raise money for art supplies for children. Keika Yamaguchi is the artist. PM for contact details, if interested.

BrentNewbury (6) said: I like it :)

je66b (43) said: dude, i fucking loved these books, i liked the one with the midevil castles and you could see people shitting and then there was like dudes in sewers who had to clean it up haha

LordXenu23 (8) said: This was a good one. I preferred [The Way Things Work](http://www.amazon.com/New-Way-Things-Work/dp/0395938473).

samgeekthebrave (83) said: Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again? Peasant: Umm... food? Yzma: Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants.

CowboyBoats (65) said: Patrick Warburton alone makes it worth watching.

Adam-O (42) said: Squeekum squeeker squeeka squeek.

chilidogg (38) said: Bewaaare the Groooove...

Perceive (30) said: *Kronk, the emperor needs his... drink!* Right. Oh... *...riiiiiiggghhht.**

cjcrashoveride (28) said: Agreed. My mom told me she got really drunk in New Orleans one year and walked down the street doing the scene where Kronk is sneaking around.

aptg95 (25) said: Everyone was suggesting movies for a movie night back in November and I suggested this. Everyone thought I was stupid. Glad to see Reddit agrees with me. :D

UserMayCry (24) said: Fucking. LOVE THIS MOVIE.

MtHammer (22) said: Why do we even *have* that lever?

jay76 (17) said: No touchie!

crewmatron (16) said: where are the rednecks with the "idi" top?

duphis (11) said: I think this cartoon sums up how Americans view the situation in Egypt. The reality on the ground is much more complicated.

odor (39) said: I am an atheist and I support this message.

IggyRock (11) said: Pic is from NYTimes and the church is in Poughkeepsie, NY. For the record, I think it was me.

DownvoteEverybody (10) said: Incoming atheist pride parade.

madcaesar (6) said: I am an atheists and I find anything religion does to be thoroughly comical. Except when they try to get into science classes, then I get pissed as fuck.

Jimsus (31) said: Why are there two Sylvester Stallones in that picture?

seefuk (17) said: and not a single fuck was given that day

nesquikr0x (8) said: That one guy looks like Stallone.

joculator (8) said: Nothing better than a good ale while spectating on morons.

ATalkingMuffin (61) said: So, provided the standard 3 wishes, the genie just has to insulate himself with: -No wishing for more wishes. -No wishing for the ability to wish for more wishes. -No wishing the for the ability to wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.

Kalima (21) said: I prefer the original genies. The ones that always turned your wish around so that it screwed you over.

joesinger47 (20) said: Wish for mas genies?

AgreesWithYou (10) said: As a genie, my wife found this offensive!

CraftyWilby (10) said: NSFW - http://oglaf.com/simon/

drjimestooper (48) said: Cock Blocked!

flyincoondog (20) said: Just tuck it in your waistband and go about your business...

Sludge_Hound (13) said: That looks like a huuuge....

ricklegend (11) said: The jizz on the roof is a nice touch.

CipherSeed (10) said: Not Safe for Work -_-

TheUbermensch (9) said: The pine boughs were a really nice touch.

random314 (7) said: Disclaimer: only works for men.

MrSketch (11) said: Some of my friends at the NASA Tweetup for the Discovery launch made [this](http://www.modernishfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lightpen.jpg) one night.

FakeTits_McGee (10) said: Where do I buy this "no photoshop"?

craaackle (58) said: You made him into bean curd?

superdug (31) said: ***CHINESE FOOD IS MADE FROM CATS, THATS WHY THIS IS FUNNY, RIGHT?***

DLCross (16) said: I have no idea what you are talking about, you guys are racist.

jglol (7) said: Dumb.

henry501 (7) said: Taste the rainbow?

RepostJesus (45) said: http://i.imgur.com/5JoGl.jpg

Fuzzboxx (18) said: Brilliant photoshop

Kiyiko (24) said: Jeff Foxworthy?

SteadyAimGaming (6) said: thats really cute..

partyfoul (6) said: Creepy username.

alukima (6) said: What are you going to do with her?

guitargraham (26) said: This is incredible. Beautiful job.

stevegircys (13) said: How much..?

donkboy (6) said: Beautiful...

funwheeldrive (40) said: **LAVA ROAD TRUCKERS**

waxxo (33) said: The History Channel was at its best when it played WWII documentaries round the clock.

Thomsenite (13) said: I fucking love that guy. He looks so bat shit crazy and he is.

clumsypyro101 (8) said: With shows like "pawn stars" and "pickers" I would change its name to "The Poor Life Choices" channel.

maus5000AD (7) said: Oh haha by the thumbnail I thought it would be [Eric Wareheim](http://www.google.com/images?um=1&;hl=en&safe=off&biw=1440&bih=756&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=chrimbus&aq=f&aqi=g2g-s1g2g-s1g4&aql=f&oq=)

NiceCubes (6) said: I miss the days when the history channel was good.

scarlet85 (45) said: "children, this... this is why you dont pursue an art degree in college"

lordoftime (40) said: Batman was left in an elementary school. "The Hobbit" pictures were for a high school fantasy literature class.

VoteOrPie (28) said: I would hate to be the teacher who had to erase that for class.

Granite-M (22) said: Good Will Hunting 2: The Liberal Arts Degree

laffmakr (11) said: *"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends! "*

volker48 (11) said: Too much drawing and not enough cleaning!

gtautumn (10) said: Your friend is a master of the Custodial Arts

marvelously (10) said: What an unexpected treat. I would have loved to walk into this in the morning.

happylittletrees (6) said: This is kind of how I picture my life after I finish my degree. :D Great drawings!

asdfman123 (19) said: Hey, well they have the opportunity to break all sorts of technology we never would have dreamt of.

Warlizard (19) said: But they will know how to put an iPhone4 into a toaster... fml

NonPermissive (12) said: Can always put a bologna slice in the DVD player.

oldbean (7) said: Or pee into one, as I once did while sleepwalking.

libertyblue (6) said: I babysat a kid who would cram the garage door openers in there. I could have killed him every time I had to pry them out with a screwdriver.

wikipedia (17) said: The game was popular among North American elementary school students in the mid 1980s to early 1990s, but could occasionally be spotted into the 2000s. Many students in the United States and Canada had access to the game at school. MECC followed up on the success of The Oregon Trail with similar titles such as The Yukon Trail and The Amazon Trail. The original title has been re-released many times, for different platforms and on different media; it is currently up to the fifth edition.

mahdiakira (15) said: Jokes on you, they all say that.

Codaflow (38) said: Oh and hi to the access control redditor in the white room. When this pic was taken and he saw what was written he chortled. EDIT: corrected

MarkTheFish (16) said: You build that in your living room? Cool.

warenillas (10) said: Why are things being held together by scotch tape?

ianmaude420 (8) said: Who are you and what do you do for a living?

illustrious (7) said: Hello, dear protohusband! Glad to see you had a fun day at work <3

soralan (22) said: That cat looks concerned..

dschneider (15) said: Eating pussy never seemed so cute.

doctechnical (7) said: "I can haz dry rub?"

seeker135 (14) said: Mammalian moms. Best creatures on earth from time immemorial.

chaalsmachi (6) said: POLAR BEAR IS KREDIT TO TEAM

DastardlyBarnacle (114) said: Someone teach this guy how to take a screenshot.

smavi (30) said: When did you take this exactly? I see Froogle on there, which was renamed to Shopping in like, 2006(?).

balls_in_da_mouf (12) said: a real american....guns and pussy...

wefarrell (11) said: I was 11 when we first got the web (or as we used to call it back then AOL). First page I visited was montypython.com, second page I visited was playboy.com.

petercriss45 (8) said: 9 huh? late bloomer.

ilikemopeds (6) said: Yeah I wondered if they made kid machine guns when I was 9.

alukima (69) said: Trolling birds: A new low in the history of the internet.

TinglyThing (23) said: Did Wiley Coyote make this tutorial?

Play_by_Play (15) said: U mad crow?

Dormous3 (13) said: Dude must hate birds.

PassionOfThePrice (8) said: Scumbag Steve strikes again

Smokestak (7) said: design by Wile E. Coyote.

Tysio (29) said: 1964 Deceased reindeers and their rotting flesh began to fertilize the land. 1965 Lichen burst, on now fertile island. 2011 The U.S. coast guards estabilish a new LORAN on St. Matthew Island bringing with them 29 reindeers. circle of life bitch

wallyllama (7) said: The fat and cute reindeer make me happy

vendaval (7) said: Same thing happened on [Easter Island.](http://www.video.ca/video.php?id=177179277) Ended in cannibalism. That graph shown is a J curve which overshoots carrying capacity. Most populations overshoot and die off regularly, as seen [here](http://carrier.pbworks.com/f/carrying%20capacity.gif), but only when the food source can rebound as well.

TeethofBusey (23) said: Well put, someone give this man a hooker.

thugmonkey (22) said: Charlie, surely you mean two and a half wars?

grey_hat_uk (201) said: All females are left to my imagination. :(

DastardlyBarnacle (29) said: How many of you get fed up with obvious DAE posts in r/pics for no other purpose than karma whoring?

grey_hat_uk (25) said: All females are left to my imagination. :(

Budluv (20) said: If fully clothed women turn you on, going out in public must be a bitch.

brixon (18) said: Ms. Right = Yes Ms. Right Now = No

Jamesnitric (6) said: Nice try, females.

gbgftw (27) said: My friend has this neighbour, a sweet old man in his eighties. He bought a big ass flatscreen TV and got it mounted to the wall of a room facing the yard of the bottom floor. Apparently he has cable TV as well and EVERY night he watches porn movies (entire movies) on it.

Potatoguy123 (13) said: Anyone ever notice the guy in the upper right creepily leering at the camera?

zip_000 (10) said: I work in a library. For me this is just any day of the week.

RepostJesus (8) said: http://i.imgur.com/5JoGl.jpg

zimboombah (6) said: creatives.livejasmine.com ?

jimdoescode (73) said: Wow they added in finger tips that goes beyond airbrushing.

Saepe (56) said: I really do prefer her real right thigh to the skinny thing that they made it into

superdug (22) said: ***THE ADDED SEA SHELLS IN THE BOWL IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND CORNER ... THAT ... WAS NECESSARY***

arghabargh (16) said: In case anyone wants to view them side by side instead: http://www.gifexplode.com/kvn

cladrastis (16) said: I think she looked sexier with the sock on.

lies_aboutprofession (13) said: I work for a company that does air brushing for magazine covers, lets just say some are A LOT worse than others.

rocksauce (13) said: I support the adjusted levels, colors, and contrast. Also the text really adds to the magazine cover look.

Maelii (7) said: Surprisingly, this is light photoshop compared to most covers / print ads.

enewman4 (24) said: is that Marshall from "How I Met Your Mother?" if not, DOPPELGANGER FOUND

Iamnotyourhero (9) said: A lighter would have done the trick.

NothingReallyEnds (8) said: Bottle cap vs. batting cop. My money is on the cop.

imonlyaman (11) said: Or going to pee his pants.

FastOCR19__ (7) said: VEE REPRESENT THE GAY SOUTH ASIAN COMMUNITY

Sil369 (6) said: someone do an Am I Doing It Right using the kid on the left

smellybigfoot (6) said: Something tells me that the kid on the right beats the shit out of both of them daily.

SmokeyDawg2814 (9) said: Congrats man! Certainly something to be proud of.

GivenToFly (7) said: Honestly, Its worth it right?

BDaught (21) said: Ninjah, please.

XGosuPanda (7) said: South Africa? also hi from Cape Town.

ManWhoSoldTheWorld (6) said: How did you ever manage to take that picture?

fieldresearch (19) said: your grandma is hot

sawbutter (7) said: Happy birthday Grabma!

Narcotics (7) said: Seriously, your grandma is beautiful!

Eminence120 (9) said: And yet my problems still matter.

shmatt (8) said: Yes but we also pay the price of overly-complex lifestyles and increased stress associated from lack of inactivity and overstimulation. Plus traffic.

mountainhead (6) said: If you like terribly executed typography, this is the picture for you.

i_am_stardust (179) said: Women are pretty.

junglist313 (42) said: I would sleep with all of them.

choke_yourself (26) said: And they are all rejecting me. Who knew rejection came in so many flavors?

yascha (26) said: Average? Those women are all gorgeous.

resist_theResistance (21) said: is there a male version of this?

cubemstr (19) said: Hellllllo Finland and Russia.

hanserclimbs (15) said: greek ftw

X019 (13) said: Brb. Going to Russia.

jfrn (11) said: hellooo Peruvia

Dear_Unicorn (7) said: Does any one else think that Puerto Rico is really beautiful?

Mummra (93) said: You look freakily alike to your corresponding ex.

zd91 (59) said: Should have read the title better before clicking. Thought it was a before and after.

ineffable_internut (32) said: Did you sync up the position of each ex-girlfriend with the respective ex-boyfriend?

gsmccabe (17) said: a little old to be dating high schoolers, huh guys?

getNcranked88281 (7) said: HAHA! You should do this for every picture they have, each respective person matched up in each photo. Now that would be funny. And kinda weird too. But still funny.

burntfrog (6) said: Wait, are they all best friends and you all best friends? And your group decided to date their group? Then you decided all four of you would break up at the same time? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

waynedwg (6) said: Anyone near Boston, MA? the dude on the right is single.

infernalgeo (27) said: Gruesome snowmen deaths? That seems a little ***puts on sunglasses*** cold-blooded.

swordfish-45 (7) said: What does that sculpture represent? Many universitys have the same basic thing.

Geegs30 (56) said: Was road head involved?

weiner_pennies (29) said: I love that your first reaction was to jump out and take a picture! Glad you two are ok. :)

pobody (12) said: Parking your car like that is not good for the engine.

namenottaken (8) said: [Full flip](http://i.imgur.com/qz8lK.jpg) or go home.

Jesustron (6) said: Looks like an suv, remember when there used to be all these warnings about them rolling at odd times. what happened to that?

Tynictansol (6) said: Stephen King?

gonzotg (29) said: Must be one of those hybrids I keep hearing about.

archioptic (13) said: Did he ask for directions? It looks like he should ask for directions.

LMorrelle (7) said: Is your screen name really fecesagitator?!

geekboysf (6) said: .... without a paddle.

scanlan (50) said: [Your "Inspiration" I presume?](http://xkcd.com/692/)

ttustudent (77) said: What is this?! A comic for ants!

The_Longer (48) said: Hmm...The image seems to be broken. I click on it to zoom in but nothing happens.

mancusod (39) said: My favorite frame was third from the last. Hilarious!

frodcore (17) said: [Link to original comic](http://i.imgur.com/K15h9.png)

kurt55551 (13) said: saw that coming a mile away...

DerangedGoblin (8) said: I can actually tell what comic this is :(

MrsBananaGrabber (86) said: This does suck, especially since men have absolutely no double-standards when it comes to hot women and unattractive ones.

Bhima (71) said: Wow. Not only did you **not** give credit to [author](http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1042), you also cut out the tiny text on the bottom corner identifying his website.

LunaticHigh (20) said: Some women act like this, but so do some men.

ImHereToReddit (8) said: [DOGHOUSE | What a creep!](http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1042)

iAmTheBandit (16) said: Can I interest you in some strawberry, banana or kiwi? http://i.imgur.com/vQa3S.jpg

cinematicorchestra (109) said: Where did they get those hats with the bills at the side? All the hats I see at the store are just the regular kind, with the bills at the front.

TrevX9 (31) said: Okay, "Dad", can you lean to the right a bit more? No not that much, I still want to get the light box in the shot....and Justin, remember when you were playing with yourself in the other picture? Can you do that again? There we go perfect. Adidas will love these shots.

tllnbks (26) said: Please use [this](http://i.imgur.com/e7iDN.jpg) wisely. That is all.

unicornonthecob (9) said: OMG. Kid from Little Big League was your friend??!! http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2274754841/

philic (11) said: Fuck cancer is right. I am so sorry for your loss.

Gbaby808 (7) said: sorry bro

Lamlot (7) said: I am tomorrow going in for my 5th set of chemo for sarcoma, all I can say is I am so sorry for you. I hope you have more family to keep strong with.

essbeck (6) said: Sorry for your loss.

Stepoo (6) said: Thank you for the kind words, everyone. I am sorry for everyone who has lost a loved one to cancer.

devedander (56) said: How can it be wrong when it FEELS SO GOOD!!!????

c_vic (25) said: [No, this is the most ignored warning in the universe.](http://imgur.com/dsPCd.jpg)

tasteslikepoop (18) said: What else are am I supposed to do with them? Stick them up my ass?

mercury14 (14) said: WAIT WAIT REALLY? How else are we supposed to clean our ears? This reminds me of when I saw toilet paper that said, "Now Flushable!" Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

fractallyhappy (7) said: Listen up, people- I give you the [Ototek Loop](http://www.ototekloop.com/). I own one. It works. Buy one and stop this nonsense.

Wooshman (6) said: Just a few days ago, a kid at my college put one in his ear, forgot it was there, bent over to grab something, hit the projecting end of the Q-tip, punctured his ear drum, went to the hospital, and now he has lost 80% of hearing in his ear.

mr_bunnyfish (38) said: I thought that was common slang already.

Meekman (26) said: Is this now called the [menstrual cycle](http://www.rovang.org/wiki/shark-cycle-pink.jpg) ?

apex211 (13) said: If only there was ominous music when approaching that time if month.

undercoverlover69 (10) said: two things you should keep your dick away from when blood is around

andrewsmith1986 (21) said: [Crepuscular rays](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crepuscular_rays) [](/melvin)

ryanknapper (11) said: Shit, the Dolphins are leaving.

pinguz (7) said: TIL we are reddit-twins

nick9797 (19) said: I have never had connection issues, but i like how they will usually email me asking about the quality of the last movie I saw.

wallaced42 (6) said: I had an issue the other day where I would select an item from a list of episodes, and it would take me back to the main list rather than playing; and endless, unplayable loop, if you will. Not that it was really a big deal, I just put on a DVD instead. Still, I got this also and was equally pleased with their service.

thisismyusernamesee (6) said: MATTHEW HAS NETFLIX!!

Zenlawl (22) said: Eurgh.. Dear god what did you do to yourself? &#3232;\_&#3232;

hookeslaw (16) said: At least you can steal cans of pop from vending machines now.

german_gun_dog (7) said: You can walk that off..

lawnz (7) said: What the hell did you do?

andytagonist (6) said: send some of them over here...i just puked up some vital organs.

Snaip-R (18) said: WARNING: Objects in mirror are more murderous than they appear.

Repptar75 (7) said: moo moo, moo moo, moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (to the theme of jaws)

djw666 (17) said: I LOVE THIS Do it.

causeproblems (16) said: This belongs in /r/AdviceAnimals.

Mcfrankable (14) said: It was done by psudo-request in /r/pics. Sooo, I say keep it here.

dayzd500 (6) said: DEAR GOD PLEASE CATCH ON

kdc71726 (12) said: [Reddit using Lynx.](http://i.imgur.com/JJ7tt.png)

Branflakes1117 (30) said: I say good steve "Come towards me in a hostile manner brother."

crank1000 (16) said: If this is real, this is a great moment in internet history.

MeltedTwix (8) said: HOW IS HE EXACTLY LIKE WE EXPECTED HIM TO BE

Trigger757 (7) said: http://www.myspace.com/beantownmafia

sepulture (7) said: Sorry if this is a repost, but it looks like he set up a [facebook page](http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scumbag-Steve/167551449958366) taking credit for the meme, "yo name is boston blake aka weezy-B, owner and franchisee of the Beantown Mafia. im probably best known for the creation of SCUMBAG STEVE a funny pictures I made and copyrighted for BTM promotional 2011"... I believe a Reddit, you know what to do, is in order!

Pseudos (21) said: I loaf the idea, breadah!

Velveti (18) said: How come he was allowed to sneak the bread in?

ojoil (15) said: Oh, you want to bring an entire loaf of bread into this sporting event? No problem!

DirtyBinLV (14) said: At college football games, I used to sneak in liquor in fake binoculars ([available here](http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY)). It has two compartments so we could add vodka to Sprite and Jack to Coke. My wife saw a guy at a Purdue game with the mylar bag from the inside of a box of Franzia wine duct taped to his belly. He ran the spigot out of his fly.

BartendingBilly (9) said: [Brilliant!](http://i.imgur.com/jaejV.jpg)

HairyBeanbags (55) said: Next time your dad should try standing closer to Bill.

zsabarab (19) said: Bill Fucking Murray!

zoxsyx (11) said: Dr. Leo Marvin is your dad?

WWGFD (10) said: "No one will ever believe you"

TonyDiGerolamo (9) said: Look out! A zombie! Oh, wait.

StefanD (6) said: BILL F*&kING MURRY!!!

LeeLeeLove (57) said: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Everyoneheresamoron (39) said: All Teachers start out as Ms. Frizzle or Bill Nye. They all end up as Edna Krabappel or Coach McGuirk.

ilovemetalandscience (25) said: [Obligtory.](http://i.imgur.com/y3GF3.jpg) Sorry if I ruined your childhood memories.

Jorgeragula05 (16) said: CARLOS!!!

gmalsparty (10) said: I get it now. Frizzle was a hippie, and was encouraging non-safe sex practices. Take chances- not wearing a rubber. Make mistakes- accidental babies. Get messy- even if you manage to pull out its gonna be messy.

conebread (9) said: I loved the computer game about dinosaurs.

josefromthe925 (7) said: I learned more from her than any other teacher IRL

MediumPace (45) said: Also [here](http://imgur.com/3Kcxr) is the original comic/infographic that caused the meltdown.

TruePimp (15) said: So If I post here will I get that wave of upvote radiation you were talking about?

glenbolake (10) said: The upvote Snoo is incredible.

watchtan (8) said: WTF happened anyways? Did you ever find out?

Awkwaaaard (7) said: omg i love the upvote alien..so cute. I want it on a mug.

splizzle (6) said: http://i.imgur.com/ycAye.png

tamadeshabi (101) said: Go fuck yourself, sloth

EdAppleby (49) said: Missing: Sayonara, Capybara!

DoWhile (44) said: The standard response to "See you later, alligator" is not there? >In a while, crocodile.

DigitalN (13) said: http://www.threadless.com/product/2660/The_Goodbye_Shirt/tab,guys/style,shirt just in case you actually wanted to pick up this shirt, here is the link.

Entchilada (9) said: Should be "Ciao now brown cow."

rubixalloveryourface (7) said: bye bye dragon fly

theGerhard (7) said: Except no easy way to say goodbye to your dog :(

onemoreturn (7) said: until tomorrow morn, unicorn

Fushigidane (6) said: Is this some meta-global-warming thing?

NiceDay4ASulk (51) said: Yo mind if I chill in your government for a bit bro? *Never leaves*

idontusejelly (13) said: Hey bro, do you mind if I smoke Your ass for rioting.

doug3465 (9) said: "My name is not Mubarak!"

blueturtle00 (8) said: *starts a riot*

TwoSocks0 (17) said: How about you post this kind of rubbish in r/politics where it belongs?

Bananacup (9) said: You lost your unemployment? Oh no!

JefeRojo (7) said: That is possibly the worst photoshop job i have ever seen.

pdmcmahon (7) said: Horrible MS Paint editing job.

sushi_lover (6) said: Dude Base Jumping it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byS2Aqld4bM

dctex777 (28) said: I upvoted you. I support you. Now, we wait.

spammishking (12) said: You know what I hate.... When text is shown as a *.jpg, when it could have been done as a self post. Why do you do this?

luxoriente (8) said: i [tried](http://imgur.com/7ppcC)

GophaKyorselv (37) said: >Just an update on my new refrigerator [FTFY](http://johngushue.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f25369e20120a8b79765970b-800wi)

Knossus (16) said: No info on Diablo 3?

pickyourteethup (11) said: When I was little this is what being snowed in was like in my head.

jaytee26 (9) said: Loading ... 75% done... almost there!

BannedINDC (41) said: [Actually...](http://i.imgur.com/b8pgY.jpg)

gizram84 (40) said: All Mel Brooks movies are awesome.

Silent_E (27) said: See Black Dynamite

pelanderfunk (22) said: Spoof movies that you first saw between ages 8-14? Awesome. Spoof movies that came out after that? God, they get lamer every year...

ffffuuuuManChu (19) said: **Men In Tights** was also great. I watch these movies at least once a year, I think.

Robbie_Elliott (14) said: Galaxy Quest was much better.

AnimeKid (12) said: >What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!

rupay (12) said: Scary movie was pretty good.

stopmotionporn (8) said: This is the only nostalgia for karma post I will ever upvote. Also: when the hell is "Spaceballs 2:the search for more money" coming out?

acerbicmom (7) said: WHAT? You went over my helmet?

AgentRoyIV (18) said: I took a similar shot a few years back, it was an homage to my coffee addiction: http://i.imgur.com/tTaW0.jpg

Culturalculdesac (11) said: A: wrong drug. B: not nearly enough "ass to ass".

SomeIrishGuy (8) said: Someone needs to make a quick-cut extreme-close-up montage of making espresso.

Lufthavn (6) said: http://i.imgur.com/HObH2.jpg

henry501 (82) said: Nice try, professional photographer marketing guy.

fakepen (43) said: [Next time just save money and ask reddit to fix your pictures.](http://i.imgur.com/m5Z5l.png)

anagoge (17) said: [Just for the hell of it](http://i.imgur.com/esoMt.jpg)

sardinski (11) said: Quick fix: http://i.imgur.com/n7ltx.jpg

Mattizzle (6) said: Clearly a professional would not have a bald guy in the bottom right.

Felkahn (6) said: both photographers fail - the subjects eyes are closed.

PepeSylvia5 (32) said: i like the amount of detail that went into the great lakes.

dontbite (8) said: Iceland is no longer European?

Svein711 (8) said: You forgot Italy

spahn711 (7) said: I suppose I will link my other , less original, post-it "art" that I have done around my dorm.... http://i.imgur.com/iBRUg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZOLEl.jpg (there are white notes along his neck) http://i.imgur.com/bQgNd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oKHpn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/dO8j4.jpg aaand my DDR arrows with the up-down arrows backwards... http://i.imgur.com/bAgWI.jpg

Pyehole (179) said: Putin as a KGB agent posing as a family member out for a stroll in Red Square when Reagan was visiting the USSR.

killer_tofu89 (41) said: Bill Murray behind Reagan!

HolyJuan (35) said: That little boy is Julian Assange.

I_Submit_This (21) said: http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/when-putin-met-reagan/ tineye is a wonderful thing.

ohspgq (20) said: Never trust a man without a belt.

johnnybazookajoe (6) said: Reagan is totally stink-palming that kid.

scrimsims (19) said: But who will save us from ... **The Cutegeddon**?

boldlygoing (30) said: Humanity at its finest. What a rare but beautiful sight!

ultraviolet53 (18) said: This is beautiful

chinacat (9) said: It is beautiful to see what can happen when groups of people act on behalf of good of all the people, and not divide because our differences.

AngryBiasedCommenter (8) said: Do we really need a revolution to start getting people to act this way in America, or anywhere else for that matter?

imnottouchingyou (6) said: [Source](http://yfrog.com/h02gvclj) Her other pictures are pretty chilling.

Down-Syndrome-Danny- (6) said: File this under: *things you will never seen on FOX News.*

NotSafeForCanada (47) said: **NSFC** [Original Image](http://i.imgur.com/5aZTh.jpg) *493.83 KB (505,687 bytes)* [Canadian Image](http://i.imgur.com/5aZThs.jpg) *7.34 KB (7,517 bytes)*

holycrikey (38) said: My mother found a lil hummingbird on the driveway one day, assuming he was dead. Indeed he was not. Just entirely sapped of energy. She made him a batch of sugar water and he sprang right back. He was so exhausted my mother had to physically hold him so he could get the water. Incredible creatures with one heck of a disadvantage sometimes.

0ldLaughingLady (20) said: Wow, what an incredible photo!

iamgannon (6) said: Was the person holding the feeder standing very still, or was that bird just thirsty enough not to care?

goots (6) said: Was it Grape Drink?

Zoidie (55) said: Or fix a Nintendo cartridge by blowing on it. No kids, that is not a sex joke. We all used to blow them left and right. And up and down... wait what?

pickyourteethup (14) said: I pushed a marmalade sandwich into one when I was two, Dad was not pleased.

hottoddy4me (6) said: HEY! I dug out all my Disney videos, took them to my parents house and put them in the grandkids play room. My 3 year old nephew saw them instantly and asked if we could watch the CDs. (They were VHS) He knew what they were from the pictures on the covers. We busted out the VCR and I taught him how to put it in. Now, we always have to watch one when we are all over there. TL;DR: Who cares about streaming Netflix and an endless amount of DVDs and ripped cartoons when you have a dirty old copy of Bambi on VHS?

rp_says (19) said: I live in Florida. 71 degrees F today! I do feel this way after 4 days of seeing pictures of snow though.

SpyPirates (7) said: Still no snow in Austin. Very cold though.

Nerkson (222) said: Legends of the Hidden Temple. Oops.

tooshbagoosh (68) said: 1) silver snakes all the way 2) the monkey REALLY shouldnt be that hard to assemble....3 pieces and the head had a freaking STICK in it 3) i would poop myself if a temple guard molested me too

Defender (24) said: I believe the prerequisite to getting on this show was to have never seen this show.

cylonias (19) said: I wonder If the horribly educated children of today could handle the steps of knowledge..

PemCorgiSelphie (16) said: Blue Baraccuda! This was my most favorite show EVAR when It was on.

loneSociopath (15) said: Olmec was a boss.

Superman78 (9) said: Why was it so hard to put the statue together? It has a head, a body and an ass. NOT DIFFICULT!!! Yeah, I loved the show too.

m4n715 (8) said: My old bar trivia team was the Silver Snakes. SS4Lyfe!

d-_-bstepRoller (7) said: Silver Snakes were always my favorite team too root for, even though I never really had seen them win.

JakimusPrime (6) said: They could never put that monkey together right. Kinda sad.

nickbyfleet (16) said: $2.66 fool

veosaber (7) said: And not one Archer comment in all this? Come on. Just the tip.

W_A_S_D (7) said: You need one of [these](http://cgi.ebay.com/TEXAS-INSTRUMENTS-TI-83-Plus-Graphic-Calculator-/110643367406?pt=Calculators&;hash=item19c2dbcdee#ht_822wt_1141_), then

MC_Fetch (60) said: New Zealand = New Sea Land Mind fucking blown.

ImHereToReddit (29) said: Village, eh? I thought 3 random letters were picked. C-eh? N-eh? D-eh?

edman1905 (15) said: How accurate is this?

dbaron24 (15) said: The origin of America is in doubt, historians cant agree if it was Amerigo Vespucci or not.

eramos (13) said: Way to put forth an effort, Finns.

daszz (13) said: Bolivia was named after "Simón Bolívar", the Liberator

stult (7) said: My nomination for coolest: Land of the Thunder Dragon

Dakota3335 (7) said: i go to the beach? were they even trying in the pacific?

andrewsmith1986 (7) said: I could have sworn that Iceland was named after something else.

carlosspicywe1ner (17) said: Time for this circle-jerk again? OK. The left lane is for passing only. To train myself to do this, I made it a game on long trips. Whenever I get in the left lane, the clock starts ticking down. I have 60 seconds to either pass someone or get back into the right lane. Works much better if you listen to something like [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ&;feature=related) or [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM&;feature=related).

Joelsomethingorother (15) said: If you abide by this concept in Australia...I HATE YOU

Aneurysm-Em (15) said: If you speed around like an idiot...I HATE YOU

drewsus (8) said: My pet peeve is people that walk on the wrong side of the side walk... keep it organized people!

AndroidHelp (7) said: My 25 minute drive to work takes 1 1/2 hours in the morning because stupid cock sucking morons on the road. Seriously, how the fuck does the HOV lane come to a complete stop? Oh because some cop has pulled someone over and everyone has to fucking see it. If I could I would love to ram the idiots off the road.

shanks31 (7) said: what i hate is when someone is tailgating you with lanes open on both sides and they pass you on the right... FFFUUUUU

Naralas (7) said: I love how one thing reddit can stand behind is being arrogant drivers.

tatsumakisenpuukyaku (17) said: It does 1d12 of awesome damage

hownutz (11) said: saw this in person. so rad.

Olecranon (9) said: Here some people decided to take what most consider only a nuisance (which while it may be, is also a fantastically beautiful force of nature) and applied some creativity, ingenuity and hard work into art. This is great, it deserves so many more upvotes than it will get, and that saddens me greatly. Whomever did this, I tip my firey green noble amassment of hats to you.

SoggyBarSoap (15) said: Every single day...

mvpilot172 (13) said: But this way Dell could show 65 separate orders.

grey_hat_uk (9) said: More can be found [here](http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/%28Less%29-Screwedup-Packaging.aspx).

Rx_MoreCowbell (6) said: The slow death of a corporation one screw at a time...

autocorrector (47) said: Companies need to find ways to efficiently ship single items. They may have to... *sunglasses* ...think outside the box.

Lunarus (19) said: On the bright side at least the cord turned up in one piece! ^_^

SwirlStick (6) said: Kind of like how Lays ships their chips

RauD (6) said: Hey, free pallet.

thegillenator (6) said: HP, wire you doing this?

TinglyThing (15) said: You should have gotten together several of your male friends and showed her.

AwesoMeme (11) said: I see our reputation precedes us. Although our 8 billion dollars a year we send them might be considered interference in some ways.

ithinkimsad (33) said: **HEY EVERYBODY LOOK. THIS GUY HAS HIMSELF.**

PeppermintLNNS (13) said: Are you available?

imBubblesBlack (9) said: I would exchange currency for your goods, kind sir

bruce656 (7) said: I will buy one from you this very instant. Name your price, and tell me where to send the money. I am completely serious.

LibraryBouncer (24) said: I HAVE NOW

BlackbeltJones (7) said: [**Have you seen this dog??**](http://i.imgur.com/JNPVV.jpg)

Matt872000 (7) said: I just realized. You could simply post a picture of a "missing" dog of any breed you like and consistently post it until someone brings you a dog. Cheap as free dog! :D

Mister_Big (6) said: [Reminds me of this.](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4139/4877044343_7c21733ce5_z.jpg)

anexanhume (6) said: LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKING DOG.

tommyk1347 (16) said: I can top that, no? Pic is me http://tommyk1347.deviantart.com/#/d2rewa7

hamo_bu1234 (9) said: I got to get off reddit and get in shape.

kingofsvedka (55) said: I just wanna say, I really appreciate this picture. Tell your grandpa he is awesome. I miss my grandpa. :)

jlozier (19) said: nope, his trigger discipline is still horrible :P

Samuel_Gompers (19) said: [I tried following in his footsteps at a recent college snowball fight](http://imgur.com/DLowb)...without the gun of course.

ashrak (7) said: epic picture. tell your grandpa thanks for serving

alpha_male1 (16) said: Why? One guy, two bitches. Looks like an awesome party to me... Oh. wait! ;-)

TalkBack (10) said: A pink couch and two white poodles, groomed. You know who wears the pants around the house...

crapshot (27) said: Posting his picture up as a thief in the chinese restaurant was clutch

Joe_12265 (19) said: I think The Office (US version) will eventually go down as one of the best ensemble sit coms ever. Up there with Seinfeld. The timing of the cast and the skill of the direction (not to mention the quality of writing) is absolutely amazing. Yes, it is fluff but it is really well done fluff.

BestManForTheGOB (10) said: "Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two knee kneecaps, a penis. I just described to the lochness monster. And the reward for its capture, all the riches in Scotland. So i have one question for you, why are you here?" Best sales presentation ever?

Jabus (8) said: Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov.wwwcreedthoughts check it out Ryan: Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it, even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.

I_dont_exist (16) said: http://delusionaltruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hated-it.jpg

bkspeakman (10) said: [FTFY;](http://i.imgur.com/RqMbZ.jpg)

ClownsAteMyBaby (6) said: "Miss, I need to peeeeeeeee!"

thefleshprince (82) said: I read that entire thing in his voice. Damn you Clarkson!

JoxerTheMighty (65) said: I think the joke here is that A British Man has the cajones to call Mexican food refried "sick."

redditFTW1 (37) said: .....in the world.

IamTylerDurden (31) said: Classic example of not giving one single fuck.

dsgm1984 (26) said: I actually just see Clarkson a funny troll...But I still admire he speaks his mind about anything and really doesnt give a crap...

soulmanbdr529 (16) said: The reason Top Gear USA will always suck is because none of them have the balls to make jokes like Clarkson did about the Mexicans.

smoothcam72 (99) said: i love how not being a lap dog to supporting genocide = jew haters

fnork (17) said: The tactics employed by JIDF is available here: http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/f5rgm/the_zionist_propaganda_handbook_behind_the_jidf/ The post apparently got targeted by them and never reached front page. Everyone should read it. It is an outrage.

XenuIsWatching (16) said: Why is it that if you ever criticize Israel you are a nazi jew hater, anti-Semite.

FuzzyLoveRabbit (13) said: Upvote for awareness.

andrewsmith1986 (137) said: But I have all these torches and pitchforks...

Ma99ie (16) said: The twitter account has 40k followers.

recreational (15) said: More proof that the Reddit hive-mind is exactly as narrative-driven as the Tea Party echo chamber it abhors.

rlbond86 (9) said: Nothing gets reddit in a circlejerk than the imaginary influence of radical jews

styleEnzo (48) said: This man is a terrorist.

cigr (25) said: |Stockham had a large but undisclosed quantity of class-C fireworks including M-80s, which are outlawed in Michigan So he was going to blow up the mosque with firecrackers?

rlbond86 (9) said: I know for a fact that the media would be 1000% louder if he were Muslim, driving to a church. I wonder if anyone in the media will have the balls to say that he was a terrorist?

mutatron (55) said: Yes.

awesomedeluxe (11) said: Should they? Yes. Will they? No.

TrainOfThought6 (10) said: Positive.

skekze (10) said: Thank you for your concern citizen. Appropriate transportation will arrive at your residence shortly. Please prepare for re-education. The Powers that Be, thank you for your cooperation.

pobody (52) said: Google buys a company *last week*, comes up with an idea for this *over the weekend* using this new company, and implements it by *Monday*. Holy crap.

usuallyskeptical (31) said: Google does NOT like people fucking with their internet.

_wtf_ (17) said: Awesome voice message from Egypt http://www.saynow.com/playMsg.html?ak=TkxFNENGTHVQQzdTdVE4N0xILzlLdz09

mileylols (15) said: Actually, the day that a nation should quit creating veterans should ideally be many days in advance of the day on which she becomes unable to afford to take care of them.

Warlizard (8) said: Fuck that bitch.

Farkamon (7) said: How long did Bachmann serve in the military? Oh, right, 0 days. She can kindly STFU and leave important work to the adults.

Gudeldar (19) said: Did anybody really ever call the 2003 invasion of Iraq a democratic revolution? Straw men are fun to beat up.

literallyoverthemoon (15) said: New and improved invasion-free formula!

Harpo_ (8) said: Where is the crane in the Iraq wide shot?

Imeatbag (6) said: Invasion by foreign armies does not equal democratic revolution. That is like saying the Nazis (Godwin, sorry) lead a revolution in France to install the Vichy government.

kbock (19) said: It makes more sense than Obama getting it.

bandar1 (16) said: I sense a bored headline writer.

Raul_Duke (6) said: start at about 2:45... he hits the nail on the head

Kinet1x (14) said: More people need to see this video

GlasgowGuyScotland (16) said: Wow, this guy has guts, well done! Now all the Dual Nationals are going to give him a hard time for speaking the truth. They are only loyal to one country and that the one that receives billions of dollars for messing up America.

sge_fan (12) said: Why stop here, Rand. Now please go after billion dollar profit companies that get tax payer funded subsidies - like Exxon, Haliburtion, BP, ... who am I kidding, every billion dollar company.

djnathanv (10) said: This is the kind of budget cutting we need to see more of.

readyready (10) said: This proves he is NOT part of the establishment. He is very much the outsider and that is precisely what DC needs...sane and honest voices not beholden to AIPAC, lobbyists, the military industrial complex, or any of our assorted corporate masters. When judging whom you should vote for, please use these criteria.

joshypoo (9) said: Oh shit, did I just agree with Rand Paul on something?

revrurik (7) said: “Should we be giving free money or welfare to a wealthy nation? I don’t think so.” Nor should we be giving money to wealthy Americans at the expense of our deficit, economy or common sense.

mr804 (17) said: Here is the whole transcript http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_020411/content/01125108.guest.html

alien13ufo (8) said: The caller was Mike Stark of Stark Reports. He calls into these shows all the time.

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